Why does he have to respond with violence instead of calling the authorities?
Guy Slapped With Pizza: *dials 911*
911: Hello, this is local emergency operator system what is your emergency? :
Guy Slapped With Pizza: Hello mam I was in a restaurant, here after the club let out. I was shaking hands with a guy I don't know who held his hand out to shake mines, and he took his other hand and slapped me with his half eaten pizza
911: Umm.........

................sir is this a serious call?
Guy Slapped With Pizza: Yes mam it is.
911: Are you injured in anyway, did he hit you with anything else ........
Guy Slapped with Pizza: No mam, but before I punch him in his face , I want to make the 911 call. So its on the record and can be dealt with by the proper authorities
911: 
Don't hit the guy
Guy Slapped With Pizza: Yes, mam I'll wait for police to arrive
911: .....

....ok. Patrol car 7 we have an ...................err possible assault at the pizza restaurant, gentlemen would like to file charges and wants officers there before things escalate.
Officer: Ok....10-4, what is the nature of the assault over?
911: ummmm.......guy claims he was assaulted by another man who him slapped with a pizza, someone he doesn't know. He wants an officer to be there before things get out of hand..
Officer: Copy that

on my way....
You're right, he should of called the po po.
