Guys w/ a Girl for over 1 year, what are your arguments about?

[Diondon]

Serious question breh, you ever told her to just shut the fukk up ?

Nah she be respectful
I get to her to be quiet in other ways doe

 

[Sterling Archer]

my last argument:

*my desk phone rings at work*

me - hello, steve piffler speaking. how can i help you?
her - why did you unfollow me?
me - huh?
her - you unfollowed me on instagram. why?
me - i haven't even been on instagram today or in 3 weeks for that matter, so no, i didn't unfollow you
her - yes you did.
me - no i didn't.
her - yes you did!
me - babe, i didn't unfollow you. i'm looking at my phone right now. why would i fukking lie about that?
her - *sends me a text*

see, it says you unfollowed me.
me - I DIDN'T FUKKING UNFOLLOW YOU!!!!!
her - why are you getting so hostile? i just asked you a simple question
me - BECAUSE YOU ARE FUKKING ACCUSING ME OF SOMETHING THAT I TOLD YOUR ASS THAT I DIDN'T DO
her - whatever *hangs up on me*
me -

get married brehs

Have a wife with social media brehs. Make her delete that shyt.

 

[Ethnic Cleansing]

Have a wife with social media brehs. Make her delete that shyt.

Got into a heated argument for not sending a "happy birthday" message on Facebook

 

[Sterling Archer]

Got into a heated argument for not sending a "happy birthday" message on Facebook

fukk breh...

 

[JodyHiighroller]

When yall need extra money so you puttin them hours in, tired as hell, walk in the door & right there...
: What bytch were you with??? I called you 10 times & you aint answer... It was (insert name) wasn't it....

Sound just like her

 

[Morethan1]

Her: why your phone keeps beeping. Are you fukking another person

Me: looking at the bleacher report notification that just came in

No I'm not cheating on you

Her: fukk you. then show me your phone.

Me: leave me the fukk alone with this insecure ass bullshyt. Matter fact I'm leaving

Her




I should've brought her up now she's gonna call me in the next few days

 

[Steve Piffler]

Have a wife with social media brehs. Make her delete that shyt.

everybody has social media breh. you are naive to think otherwise. so stop it breh....

 

[Sterling Archer]

everybody has social media breh. you are naive to think otherwise. so stop it breh....

False. I don't. My brother don't. My ex didn't. My girl doesn't.

I don't take women serious who are into social media. Bustdown status only. Everyone isn't into that shyt bro. Tumblr is allowed if she is into photography only.

 

[MikelArteta]

I'm at 5 months

 

[Jack Trippa 3z company ho]

Its always some dumb shyt that didnt bother her this whole time.... for me at least... & its always shyt her friends/family put in her head...

Her: Why dont spend time wit me in the mornin???
Me: Ive worked night shift since we met, you know I dont do mornings...
Her: Why dont you go mornings so we can see each other more???
Me: Didnt I just say I dont do mornings??? thats why I work nights...

Man I hate that. Some of the biggest problems I ever had with my ex were her dumbass friends putting ideas in her head that wasn't there. Like why do you give someone who doesn't know us on a day to day tell you how to live? And it'll usually be some fly by night friend that 6 months from now she won't even be friends with. These broads man.

 

[Paisley Darts]

Our last argument...

Me: *Playing NBA2K16*

Her: *walks in from work* Hey baby! *shuts the door and twists the door knob completely off*

Me:

Her: Are you mad?

Me: ...Why are you always breaking shyt?

Her: FINE! Blame me for EVERYTHING!

Me: What? You just broke the soundbar and the tv..the napkin holder...the faucet...the lamp...the door....and now the door knob.

Her: You're so mean...You don't appreciate me *storms out of the room*

Me:

I hate when they do something wrong, you call them out on it and they play the "victim role." ZERO accountability.

GMB

@dh86 @stilltheguru @bza bone

 

[Tropical Fantasy]

90% music related

Non music arguments are usually about her being late, me not picking up my phone, my ego, my weed smoking habits, and not spending enough time with her

 

[AtomicUse]

Last argument was because I got a ticket for running a red light in her car.

It was funny to me because it reminded me of that old Martin episode where they booted Gina's car cause Martin was getting tickets, and she knew it so she was trying not to laugh while we were arguing about it.

Other than that, just about me not paying attention or why I'm always on my phone. I'd be honest and tell her I'm on the coli but I've left too many clues and id get caught up.

 

[Bless't]

my last argument:

*my desk phone rings at work*

me - hello, steve piffler speaking. how can i help you?
her - why did you unfollow me?
me - huh?
her - you unfollowed me on instagram. why?
me - i haven't even been on instagram today or in 3 weeks for that matter, so no, i didn't unfollow you
her - yes you did.
me - no i didn't.
her - yes you did!
me - babe, i didn't unfollow you. i'm looking at my phone right now. why would i fukking lie about that?
her - *sends me a text*

see, it says you unfollowed me.
me - I DIDN'T FUKKING UNFOLLOW YOU!!!!!
her - why are you getting so hostile? i just asked you a simple question
me - BECAUSE YOU ARE FUKKING ACCUSING ME OF SOMETHING THAT I TOLD YOUR ASS THAT I DIDN'T DO
her - whatever *hangs up on me*
me -

get married brehs

That shyt just got me frustrated.

 

[Steve Piffler]

False. I don't. My brother don't. My ex didn't. My girl doesn't.

I don't take women serious who are into social media. Bustdown status only. Everyone isn't into that shyt bro. Tumblr is allowed if she is into photography only.

if you and your people don't have social media, then it's ya'lls preference. you can't look down on people because they choose to have social media. not all women are thots, breh. i have social media, so how could i tell her not to?