Hungerpain
Banned
Thats me after a few brews.
@ OP analyzing urinal habits
Unless a dude is screaming like Lexington Steele at urinal I would never notice this ish.
Since we're kind of on topic am I the only one who lets it all out when dropping a deuce? I laugh every time I hear someone p*ssy footing a duece because they know another man is in the bathroom.

I do thefrom time to time. Dude at my job has a condition and when he uses the handicap stall and the noises he makes
Scared me the first time I heard it. He's like 5-5, white dude, wears his khackis up past his bellybutton, shirt tucked in, and walks like Urkel.
When he hits the stall, the grunts, and moans, and even choking noises![]()

Monitoring private parts with extra steps.. So I was washing my hands at the gym bathroom and this dude is grunting while he takes a piss. Wtf?
Where am I supposed to fart? In the office at my desk?Hey man ima say this, yall nikkas that be farting at the urinal need to stop.