Guys who grunt loudly while they take a piss

[Turtle]

He was flirting with you

 

[broller]

I do the from time to time. Dude at my job has a condition and when he uses the handicap stall and the noises he makes Scared me the first time I heard it. He's like 5-5, white dude, wears his khackis up past his bellybutton, shirt tucked in, and walks like Urkel.

When he hits the stall, the grunts, and moans, and even choking noises

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

THE ONLY CONVERSATION THAT SHOULD BE HAD IS WHEN EVERYBODY IS CLOWNING SOMEBODY FOR shytTING TOO LOUD.

LOUD DOO DOO ASS nikkaS...

 

[Saint1]

THE ONLY CONVERSATION THAT SHOULD BE HAD IS WHEN EVERYBODY IS CLOWNING SOMEBODY FOR shytTING TOO LOUD.

LOUD DOO DOO ASS nikkaS...

After a wet elephant fart you just hear some dude way off....

Cot damn!

 

[Lexx Diamond]

Hey man ima say this, yall nikkas that be farting at the urinal need to stop.

Good sir, these are civilized times. Just say "bless you" and keep it moving.