Guys who grunt loudly while they take a piss

[Hungerpain]

Thats me after a few brews.

 

[Karb]

Not one of y'all said "no homo" or "pause" which means all of y'all are gay

 

[kuts]

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

@ OP analyzing urinal habits

Unless a dude is screaming like Lexington Steele at urinal I would never notice this ish.

Be on peeing in that toilet like

 

[Rusty$hackleford]

Since we're kind of on topic am I the only one who lets it all out when dropping a deuce? I laugh every time I hear someone p*ssy footing a duece because they know another man is in the bathroom.

 

[BuckFilly]

I do the from time to time. Dude at my job has a condition and when he uses the handicap stall and the noises he makes Scared me the first time I heard it. He's like 5-5, white dude, wears his khackis up past his bellybutton, shirt tucked in, and walks like Urkel.

When he hits the stall, the grunts, and moans, and even choking noises

 

[Saint1]

Men's bathroom should be silent.

Dudes talking at the urinal

 

[Lexx Diamond]

Monitoring private parts with extra steps.

 

[JadeB]

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

Hey man ima say this, yall nikkas that be farting at the urinal need to stop.

 

[Mowgli]

. So I was washing my hands at the gym bathroom and this dude is grunting while he takes a piss. Wtf?

Think about why a man grunts and come tell grown men on the internet bruhs.

 

[Belize King]

Men's bathroom should be silent.

Dudes talking at the urinal

 

[Belize King]

Hey man ima say this, yall nikkas that be farting at the urinal need to stop.

Where am I supposed to fart? In the office at my desk?

 

[Saint1]

I walk into the bathroom and two dudes are standing by the urinals talking. They look at me and decide oh we should do what we're supposed to do.

Went to go use a urinal and there's two stalls on both sides of me.

Each guy goes into a stall. So they are separated. I'm in the middle at the urinal.

Then these mofos decide to have a conversation.

Talking from one stall over me to the next stall.

I'm tired of this world.

 

[Elim Garak]

It's a dude at my job that does this lmao.