Had a situation like this when I was in college.
Homie had a good looking snow bunny who liked to stay over at the crib a lot and there were just too many awkward situations for me to describe.
nikka would wake up in the morning smelling bacon and eggs and shyt, walk out to the kitchen and this broad out there serving plates in her Victoria Secrets.
Me and the homie lookin at each other and he hitting me up with the

...This bytch doing pirouettes around the kitchen with her titties and cheeks jiggling talking about "You want some breakfast, Al?"

......Real talk, that bytch could actually cook, bacon wasn't too crunchy and them eggs were cooked to perfection.

We had two bathrooms in our apartment, one was shared and another was out near the living room. Came home one night from work and saw the light on in the bathroom near the living room, curious,I walk to see who the fukk is wasting our electric, this bytch just chilling on the toilet, drawls down...chillin...

you can hear the "plop, plops" hitting the water as she's sitting there cheesin at me with a

face, talking about "I'm almost donnnneeeee."

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Another night, I was knocked out on the couch, I think it was late as fukk and my homie and the girl got home from clubbin or some shyt. They were high/drunk as hell because they kept tripping over shyt or each other getting to his room. I'm like "cool, now I can get some rest." Maybe an hour or so later, I feel someone poking me so I sit up, wipe the crust out me eyes and see that this broad is butt naked, hands on her hips talking about "Do ya'll have any more toilet paper?"

...I'm like "The fukk you asking me for, ask ya mans and where the drawls at??" She gonna say..."I know you seen t*ts and ass before"

and she actually pats her p*ssy after she said that...SHE PATTED HER p*ssy FAM ..you could hear the wetness...

. I get up and go to the bathroom to get her a roll of toilet paper, this broad is actually following me into the bathroom. I turn around to hand the roll and she has one hand sorta rubbing on her p*ssy as I'm giving it to her

...I don't think she realized it because she turned around and walked out still playing with it as she left the bathroom

. Funny shyt is when I was talking to my homie about this, his response is

"the bytch is crazy"...