My man's who's super duper muslim met this arab chick and took her out on a date. Her friend was in town for the month so he asked if i can do a blind date. I'm like 
breh, wtf? He offered to pay for the whole thing so fukk it. We met the girls there and off the bat she wasn't feeling me and vice versa. So we talking and this nikka is being so extra with shyt, he's trying to speak arabic, asking if the food can be cooked separate from pork ( we were at bufflo wild wings in secaucus nj). So I ask for some drinks and he tells me that since Im muslim that I shouldnt drink 
he was trying to fukking hard to impress this girl. It got to a point where she was getting 
. So I told him like "breh don't worry about me, I'm here i want beer and i wanna relax without all the religious talks.
They go off to the bathroom and Im trying to save this nikka by telling him that most arabic women come from strict families and just wanna live like everyone else, youre not gonna make it far with her by trying to sound a fukking Deen. She probably thinking you don't wanna fukk until you get married or shyt like that, chill the fukk out. He's gets even more mad, they come back and the drinks come right on time, we watching the game and they are lebron fans smh. We chilling, the food get here and he starts to pray in arabic, she cuts him off and starts eating
.. So here I am trying to save the night and this nikka is playing with his kufi. We all chilling having drinks and eating chicken. Her friend opened up a lil bit and we joked around, i told her don't worry im just here for my friend i know this 9 out of 10 times i wont ever see her again, im just here to chill. So it's time for us to go and her friend hugs me and gave me her number 
, his date ended up hugging me and he tried to get one, and she hit him with the " oh wait i dont want this to be haram" 
but she was joking,
Driving back to newark, im like y'all not fukking, she probably thinks u wanna get married first now, you wen OD with it. He thinks he can marry her and im like her parents don't even know about you and they never will not unless you want that 2013 BMW taken away from her. Best bet is to fukk until you find something serious or she find her arab guy. Take her out and show her a good time, let her live and shyt.
He won't listen, i don't know what's up with black people and arabic culture. They worship it more than their own culture. Dude was being a fukking buzzkill the whole night, but i got a number so
i doubt if i call her though.
breh, wtf? He offered to pay for the whole thing so fukk it. We met the girls there and off the bat she wasn't feeling me and vice versa. So we talking and this nikka is being so extra with shyt, he's trying to speak arabic, asking if the food can be cooked separate from pork ( we were at bufflo wild wings in secaucus nj). So I ask for some drinks and he tells me that since Im muslim that I shouldnt drink he was trying to fukking hard to impress this girl. It got to a point where she was getting . So I told him like "breh don't worry about me, I'm here i want beer and i wanna relax without all the religious talks. They go off to the bathroom and Im trying to save this nikka by telling him that most arabic women come from strict families and just wanna live like everyone else, youre not gonna make it far with her by trying to sound a fukking Deen. She probably thinking you don't wanna fukk until you get married or shyt like that, chill the fukk out. He's gets even more mad, they come back and the drinks come right on time, we watching the game and they are lebron fans smh. We chilling, the food get here and he starts to pray in arabic, she cuts him off and starts eating
.. So here I am trying to save the night and this nikka is playing with his kufi. We all chilling having drinks and eating chicken. Her friend opened up a lil bit and we joked around, i told her don't worry im just here for my friend i know this 9 out of 10 times i wont ever see her again, im just here to chill. So it's time for us to go and her friend hugs me and gave me her number , his date ended up hugging me and he tried to get one, and she hit him with the " oh wait i dont want this to be haram" but she was joking,Driving back to newark, im like y'all not fukking, she probably thinks u wanna get married first now, you wen OD with it. He thinks he can marry her and im like her parents don't even know about you and they never will not unless you want that 2013 BMW taken away from her. Best bet is to fukk until you find something serious or she find her arab guy. Take her out and show her a good time, let her live and shyt.
He won't listen, i don't know what's up with black people and arabic culture. They worship it more than their own culture. Dude was being a fukking buzzkill the whole night, but i got a number so
i doubt if i call her though.
