had a double date tonight...

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Will didn't wanna be there.
He had business.

 

[CarbonBraddock]

Drop that story breh

this white guy got me to double date with him once. my date was also white n she was some type of feminist who was complete trash. she spent the whole night killing the vibe. we went to this lil pancake joint n id had enough of her so i said something she didnt like. this drunk bytch tried to throw some hot coffee in my face. i dodged it and it hit dude in his. brehs no lie, he grabbed this skank by one breast and the other girl was pulling him off. somebody said the cops is here so i ran out but collided with them at the door. they asked what was happening n i said some white folks in there fighting and i think its about race. got up out of there. homeboy got arrested and called me from jail later. had to hit him with that "the number you have dialed..."

 

[Turbulent]

this white guy got me to double date with him once. my date was also white n she was some type of feminist who was complete trash. she spent the whole night killing the vibe. we went to this lil pancake joint n id had enough of her so i said something she didnt like. this drunk bytch tried to throw some hot coffee in my face. i dodged it and it hit dude in his. brehs no lie, he grabbed this skank by one breast and the other girl was pulling him off. somebody said the cops is here so i ran out but collided with them at the door. they asked what was happening n i said some white folks in there fighting and i think its about race. got up out of there. homeboy got arrested and called me from jail later. had to hit him with that "the number you have dialed..."

also, smh at going on a date with a feminist...

 

[BocaRear]

Breh, this the struggle of every young muslim man.

Hit her with the religious game or the modern game

being too religious will put u in that halal box where you got to marry before you smash,

being too haram will put u in that box where she don't wanna know you

Live righteous n save dese hoes till marriage n be a good akhi

or go balls deep n smash dese thots?

@Slaimon akhi what r ur opinions?

 

[Slaimon Khan Shah]

Breh, this the struggle of every young muslim man.

Hit her with the religious game or the modern game

being too religious will put u in that halal box where you got to marry before you smash,

being too haram will put u in that box where she don't wanna know you

Live righteous n save dese hoes till marriage n be a good akhi

or go balls deep n smash dese thots?

@Slaimon akhi what r ur opinions?

May Allah bless the Muslims (alive and dead) immensely. You definitely want to get married to a righteous wife or more (the more the better) (up to 4 of them maximum if you can) and not have sex before marriage. No fornication and no adultery is the way to go if you want to be in eternal heaven rather than eternal hellfire. Remember only Islam leads to the happiest life in this life and also eternal heaven in the afterlife.

 

[NSSVO]

I KNOW this is ducktales, but I am in for the fukkery.

 

[Pdiddy]

2015...still going on dates But yeah...overly religious for first encounter

 

[Neil Tyson]

Yeah I went on one of those blind double dates. He had this light skinned girl and she wanted to bring her friend. He was like yeah her friend's dark skinned because he knows how I feel about that type but don't worry yo she's pretty.

"She's pretty yo, don't worry guy I got you."

So I went, I saw her. I was disappointed, it was like that Goodfellas scene, she was asking me all these questions but I just brush them off, I was annoyed how all her questions were pretty much about how much money I made. She tried to sit closer I just scooted away, my mans and his chick was looking at me like.

I said I went to the bathroom but I just got in the car, drove home and went to bed. Dude texting me asking where I am I tell him I'm at home. He wasn't mad tho.

She added me on facebook but I blocked her.

 

[BujuBoombastic]

Yeah I went on one of those blind double dates. He had this light skinned girl and she wanted to bring her friend. He was like yeah her friend's dark skinned because he knows how I feel about that type but don't worry yo she's pretty.

"She's pretty yo, don't worry guy I got you."

So I went, I saw her. I was disappointed, it was like that Goodfellas scene, she was asking me all these questions but I just brush them off, I was annoyed how all her questions were pretty much about how much money I made. She tried to sit closer I just scooted away, my mans and his chick was looking at me like.

I said I went to the bathroom but I just got in the car, drove home and went to bed. Dude texting me asking where I am I tell him I'm at home. He wasn't mad tho.

She added me on facebook but I blocked her.

 

[wet landscapes]

yooo
muslim culture sounds interesting as fukk

 

[Cat piss martini]

bubble my nikka.....
dont be surprised if her homegirl
hit you up on some lets hang out
and bring another friend for ole girl
that was with your boy bean pie.

 

[Ricky Church]

oh shyt, I forgot @Willstyles is from Jerz.

I go to the Carabas across the street from BWW in Secaucus all the time.

and your boy fukked himself over and made you look good in the long run, no matter you wasn't feeling the chick. you did the right thing.

 

[Be Strong Blackman]

Lol what ended up happening?