Had a lady walk up to me at chik-fil-a this morning and tell me I was a "cute dork"

[Azul]

She'll probably be an easy slam dunk


Cute dork...sounds about right

 

[Tommy Knocks]

@Tommy Knocks , you doing well in Asia, breh?

I'm doing coo, you?

 

[godkiller]

I'm doing coo, you?

Describe your experiences with females, brother?

 

[Tommy Knocks]

Describe your experiences with females, brother?

not exactly sure why you worried about it, you want a pic of me making out with some paags? lemme know.

 

[Zero]

Not a fukking chance. More like:

 

[Non Sequitur]

It will all depend on the phone calls. There are so many variables, and right now you caught me at a bad time because all I can think of is tonight's game. I remember one time an older woman approached me in this manner. I called her to see what's up on a Saturday afternoon and she's telling me she just woke up from a nap in a room with a hot fan and she's living in the projects.
So we're chatting and she wants to know when she can wake up next to me.
Flash bulbs go off in my head.

She asks if I heard what she said.
I said yeah.
I said I didn't know.
All I could think about was that she wanted me to pay for an air conditioner for her.
I couldn't do it. I never called her back.


Maybe she likes you. Maybe she just wanted you to buy her that shirt again.
We won't know until you call.

Concise tha Gawd

 

[Hyperion]

I hit her with and she poked the front of my tenchi muyo shirt

I said thanks and pulled out my phone since i'm shy when women approach me straight up like that and she snatched my phone and started playing with it. She handed it back with her first name and number in it.





Very interesting. @concise your theory on this?

When you fukk her, scream random anime character names and Japanese phrases, and when you're about to bust, scream Kamehameha.

 

[BocaRear]

this is why I don't fukk with wimmin in real life,

stick to E-simping, it's better for your health

 

[Nintendough]

@MarsPunka

I used to compete in dbz card game tourneys and I would wear a piccolo headpiece and shoulder gear I made myself

 

[Goddess_Godiva]

I think you missed the boat.
But if she still wants to bang, that mean she's desperate and probably has three b*stard kids for you to support.

 

[Arishok]

@MarsPunka

I used to compete in dbz card game tourneys and I would wear a piccolo headpiece and shoulder gear I made myself

Can I cop them shoulder gears though?

 

[Crakface]

Not bad. Not bad at all. Ol girl looks sick but imagine waking up to those in your mouf.

Imagine waking up to that ugly bytch without makup

 

[TrifeGod]

Imagine waking up to that ugly bytch without makup

white version of

edit: the powers that be rly at work.....black chick blonde hair............white chick black hair

 

[Crakface]

white version of

edit: the powers that be rly at work.....black chick blonde hair............white chick black hair

That cac looked like a fat Smeagel with a wig on.

 

[Nefrodamus]

I appreciate the honesty in this thread