Had my first professional massage today.

[Boogie]

I was in a car accident and had to go to this chiropractor. Man this lady had magic fingers

She did my neck, back, right knee and right elbow. While she doing my elbow she all like "it's ok just place your hand on my leg."

She had me turn over to do my knee I can't even lie my shyt got rock hard. I had on joggers too.

After she done she all like "Imma give you a minute to compose yourself then you can meet me outside."

Do places like that offer happy endings?

 

[87 others]

I'd be embarrassed as shyt if I was you.

 

[Boogie]

I'd be embarrassed as shyt if I was you.

You gay or something?

 

[Reginald Noble]

I couldn't get aroused by a Pro Chiro lady they are usually CAC Women

 

[AquaCityBoy]

I always wondered how non-sexual massage therapists when their customers get boners (no homo).

Do they get mad/offended? Do they end the massage right there? It is involuntary a lot of the time.

 

[Ashley Banks]

 

[Boogie]

I couldn't get aroused by a Pro Chiro lady they are usually CAC Women

She wasn't breh trust me

 

[87 others]

You gay or something?

Nope, and I ain't even hating. I'm just saying, if I was in your position and popped a noticeable boner while some chiropractor lady was fixing me up and then she actually told me to compose myself...breh - I'd be embarrassed. But props to you, though.

 

[prince_peoples]

why?

she was hitting all the right spots and got that blood flowing. she probably sees that on the regular.

I'd be embarrassed as shyt if I was you.

 

[Straw Hat Luffy]

I couldn't get aroused by a Pro Chiro lady they are usually CAC Women

This why u died first season

 

[87 others]

why?

she was hitting all the right spots and got that blood flowing. she probably sees that on the regular.

 

[the artist known az]

I used to look forward to going to the message therapist after my accident.

 

[Boogie]

Nope, and I ain't even hating. I'm just saying, if I was in your position and popped a noticeable boner while some chiropractor lady was fixing me up and then she actually told me to compose myself...breh - I'd be embarrassed. But props to you, though.

You one of them nikkas that look down when walking by somebody huh

 

[Reginald Noble]

Nope, and I ain't even hating. I'm just saying, if I was in your position and popped a noticeable boner while some chiropractor lady was fixing me up and then she actually told me to compose myself...breh - I'd be embarrassed. But props to you, though.

You a new cat to the game similar to OP. Sit back and take notes from the other posters.

This why u died first season

Still one of the hardest nikkas in the entire series taught that gay lil nikka naruto what being a Ninja really meant

She wasn't breh trust me

Post a pic of her "likeness"

 

[Anti-Anime]

My neck, my back, my p*ssy and my crack