Had sex with a squirter last night

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It's piss. I don't like the heavy squirters. I got this chic who squirt a lot and we need to get plastic sheets from the dollar store to prepare the bed before fukking. fukking feels like we fukking in a kiddie pool. From my belly button down to my thighs I'm drenched in piss. I got to keep pulling my dikk out waiting on her squirt to stop on some " bytch is you finished or is you done" pissing and how much did you drink because she squirting like a super soaker water gun. Only time I get to nut is when she get tired of squirting plus all that piss washes away her natural p*ssy juices and the juices we create. I got to have a dry towel nearby to wipe off my dikk and her p*ssy then squeeze some of my precum back in her p*ssy to lube it up with natural juices in order to nut. As I am digging her out I'm give her that look like "bytch you better let me get mine and quit pissing on me" meanwhile she biting the pillows and shaking trying to control it but she never does. Somehow her p*ssy knows when I am cumming and she squirts at the same time I am cumming and basically shoots my cum out back on me so now I got piss and nut on me and in the bed. Ain't a dry spot on the bed. I am immediately grossed out and while she laying in the bed face down exhausted I run to the shower
nah

but you definitely getting pissed on in that story :dead::scust:

It should be a gush or burst not a prolonged trickle, I see a lot of fake squirting in porn like you describing.
 

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Yo skeets I fukking hate you man. :laugh:

You they nastiest nigha on the coli kid :laugh:

How te atl trip tho.. I'm out there next week :blessed:
Been in the A almost a week, bagged 3, granted they knew I was coming down here. I leave Monday. I been killin time in LaFitness balling.
 

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Oh, yeah if she squirting from there, then I agree. That sounds like she didn't pee before having sex. That build up from the O, the pressure and just pushed it or let everything go.

That squirt aint nothing but piss coming from that same piss hole you got. shyt shoots out in that full stream like pissing. Aint no special glands or fluids from a G -spot organ no nothing.. Some women squirt more than others depending on how much she drink. This dominican chic I used to deal with had the right about of squirt which I didn't mind because her juices felt slippery like silicone not to mention her p*ssy held my dikk tight and had a suction grip where nothing leaked out from the sides of the vagina. When I stroking from the back I used to love seeing my dikk pull out all that skin with each stroke. When I nutted she had so much p*ssy control where she can hold all her fluids plus my nut and carry it over to the toilet to drop it off and leak out. I called her p*ssy "backhoe p*ssy"
 

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And squirting is definitely piss, there is no doubt about it.

It still makes me happy when my girl does it though.

The way a female body contorts and the crying + treble in their voice when they climax is :blessed:

What you doing to make your girl squirt b?

Ima need that play by play explanation
 

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Such an ego booster. I was telling female friends about it and they thought i was doings moves and postions of an adonis. Got p*ssy off of telling my squirter stories.

Oh and if they vegetarian or vegan, there is very very little taste smell. Natural hoe is where its at.
 

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i was fortunate enough to have 2 ex-girlfriends who were squirters and 3 jumpoffs who squirted......i love that shyt cuz i'm just freaky like that....:mjgrin:
 
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