Had To Call The DogCatcher Today

[CouldntBeMeTho]

First off, I just wanna say catset kitten gang does NOT condone snitching in any way shape or form. But catset is also about the kids...

I came home early today to find my neighbors Pitt running around my yard digging through my trash

My cat looking out the window like

There's a lot of kids in my neighborhood and I was getting concerned as school would be out soon. My only other choice was kill the mangy mutt, but I'd rather not have to fukk my neighbor up too. So I made an adult decision. I called the DogCatcher

This friendly old black man came in 20 minutes. He had so many amazing toys. Did you know they carry dart guns that can knock a elephant out from 50 yards?

Needless to say that mutt is in dog jail. And I'm not telling the neighbor. They put the stray dogs to sleep if no one claims them after 2 weeks, so ... Fingers crossed, hopefully I'll never see that mutt again

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

First off, I just wanna say catset kitten gang does NOT condone snitching

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Well it was either call the DogCatcher or grab my gun and shoot old yeller. I think I made the responsible adult decision. One more thug in jail

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

One more thug in jail

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Yeah I said it... Thugs. The kind of people that maul lil children

 

[Taadow]

Why must you be like that, just 'cause the dog chased your cat??
Had to call the Dog Poliiiiice??


Untied dog - in this pussehcat society...just an average ORDINARY HOUUUUUND

WHY MUST YOU
FEEEEEEEEL...
LIKE
THAT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH THAT DAWAUG, CHASED A CAT?

NUHthin buttha dog in HI-YI-YI-YIIIM!! That's how dog be...ain't nuthin' but the doooog in 'em.

Bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yea bow wow yippie yo yippie yeh.

(Also, do the Dog Catcha baby, do the Dog Catcha. HOoOoOoOo)

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Yeah I said it... Thugs. The kind of people that maul lil children

https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost...xotic-cat-mauls-mom-and-her-child-report/amp/

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost...xotic-cat-mauls-mom-and-her-child-report/amp/

I wonder how much dog catchers make. Time for a career change

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

I wonder how much dog catchers make. Time for a career change

I hope you get bit like Craig's daddy from "Friday"

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

I hope you get bit like Craig's daddy from "Friday"

Just know my nickname will be "Ron Mexico."

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Just know my nickname will be "Ron Mexico."

"That's your butt Mr. Post man"

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

"That's your butt Mr. Post man"

I'll be doing the Lord's work. Mike vick was just trying to save us dammit

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

I can imagine you and your cat having the same scary ass look on your faces as you peeked from behind the curtain like a whole creep.



But you did the right thing. That poor poochie could have been hit by a car. If you didn't at least leave a note for your neighbor than you a whole SOB though

 

[Smokin Rider]

My dog is running out of chew toys, think she will like one of those squeaky cats they got at the pound. Atleast one of them will finally have some use

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

I can imagine you and your cat having the same scary ass look on your faces as you peeked from behind the curtain like a whole creep.



But you did the right thing. That poor poochie could have been hit by a car. If you didn't at least leave a note for your neighbor than you a whole SOB though

I was more concerned about the kids in my neighborhood being threatened by a fur clad terrorist