Had To Call The DogCatcher Today

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I knew about the darts. A friend of mine's brother worked animal control. One time at a party, I got in the back of his truck and shot up one of the darts. Didn't knock me out but i got HIGH as fukk. Met Robotma Ghandi brehs:smugfavre:
 

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If the DogCatcher pulls up you prolly start sweating like it's the police... They need to snatch up your lil unvaccinated hellhound and throw him down a well :umad:

It's called Animal Control and since my dogs are well trained unlike ya scary cat they are already under control. He would solute me and be on his way to catch feral cats.
 

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OP is definitely a fukking b*stard, but any responsible dog owner 1) has their dog chipped and 2) would call the pound first thing.
The b*stard is the one that let's a murder machine roam around a neighborhood full of kids. That dog is lucky I ain't give it the ol yeller treatment
 

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Still he was the one who called them. If his actions weren't just some hoe shyt then it shouldn't be an issue being honest about it.
Why tell him? So that lil mangy mutt can get loose again? Naw fukk that. He's taking that lethal injection :demonic:

I'll tell him after
 

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First off, I just wanna say catset kitten gang does NOT condone snitching in any way shape or form. But catset is also about the kids...

I came home early today to find my neighbors Pitt running around my yard digging through my trash :picard:

My cat looking out the window like :picard:

There's a lot of kids in my neighborhood and I was getting concerned as school would be out soon. My only other choice was kill the mangy mutt, but I'd rather not have to fukk my neighbor up too. So I made an adult decision. I called the DogCatcher :blessed:

This friendly old black man came in 20 minutes. He had so many amazing toys. Did you know they carry dart guns that can knock a elephant out from 50 yards? :wow:

Needless to say that mutt is in dog jail. And I'm not telling the neighbor. They put the stray dogs to sleep if no one claims them after 2 weeks, so ... Fingers crossed, hopefully I'll never see that mutt again :blessed:
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