Hahaha

[61 Corpses]

Never heard of a sista ever asking for a creampie

Thats usually some white girl shyt

 

[Silver Surfer]

Never heard of a sista ever asking for a creampie

Thats usually some white girl shyt

 

[Jesus H. Christ]

Bruh...thats exactly what I thought when I asked her what kind of flicks she like....bytch said "creampie".....I was like

Fulfill her wishes. Don't ask me how.

 

[melraH]

do it breh. just buy some tropical fantasy sodas and sip on that before you splurge in there :cacsosa66:

but i forewarn you once u start skeeting in raw p*ssy there ain't no coming back from that. it's the hardest drug to quit on google earth

 

[nalej]

TS do you know how babies get made? That is your damn answer dummy.

 

[Silver Surfer]

TS do you know how babies get made? That is your damn answer dummy.

 

[nalej]

then your response should be easy.

 

[DaylitoJames]

Get 2 of them plan B pills crush 'em up then put it in her pudding. Tell her you'll cream pie the shyt outta her but you wanna have pudding afterwards.

I watched a movie about a woman that wanted a kid but the man didn't so he secretely got some birth control pills every month and crushed them up and put it in her morning coffee every morning. She was wondering why she wasn't getting pregnant since they were raw dogging every night while he was like

 

[ChiefQueen]

Me: "in other words you want me to cum inside of you?"

The OP doesn't know how to talk dirty to a woman.

Btw, this b!tch is stuuuuuuuuupid:

Her:"I dont think that would happen after 1 time"

Sex ed for the win.

All in all, don't do it. She comes off really shady. Good luck.

 

[ChiefQueen]

Never heard of a sista ever asking for a creampie:

What is a creampie? From the name alone, I'm guessing it means buka. That's normal. What woman wouldn't want that? As long as it isn't on my hair, I'm good.

 

[Silver Surfer]

The OP doesn't know how to talk dirty to a woman.

.

 

[Mowgli]

Dumbass...im 30..Im not fukking this broad raw...

You're missin out.

I havnt used condoms in eons. Wowsers. Feel sorry for you bag boys.

Nuttin in chicks like


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[Silver Surfer]

You're missin out.

huh?

 

[Mowgli]

Not really..If she had her own place...had a good job and a degree....maybe

right now..she just a thick 25 year old trying to make ends meet

Stop being shook nikka raw dog that. Find out what day she bleed and dont nut in here on the 10 - 16 days from the first day that blood flow. Man i thought you was real. Nut in her.

 

[Silver Surfer]

Stop being shook nikka raw dog that. Find out what day she bleed and dont nut 10 - 16 days from the first day that blood flow. Man i thought you was real.

huh?