half and half vodka and orange juice on a friday

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

Better hydrate after or look flabby on your date

a little white will have me ready to go for a quick jog

 

[DrexlersFade]

a little white will have me ready to go for a quick jog

Yola?

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

Yola?

nah I got enough valium to bring back amy winehouse at the moment

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

the beers still being cold

 

[VegetasHairline]

Alcoholic junkie!

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

Alcoholic junkie!

if I genuinely cared to look

 

[boogers]

the nerve of @ROFL_GUY dapping this post

drunks hating on drunks good lord

nah I got enough valium to bring back amy winehouse at the moment

save that for the hangover

benzos are magical

 

[Sleepy Floyd]

seagrams escape? never heard of this witchcraft

You're missing out. Just right for when you don't want to get drunk fast, or you still need to drive later. Especially good on a hot day. Chicks love em too so if she come over you got some at the crib