Handsome Male Envy (#HandsomeGang brehs please enter)

[JQ Legend]

that thread where someone said

"a human can knock a bear the fukk out i feel like"

The best shyt was when a breh was like "aight aight I'll admit a cheetah is slightly faster than I am"

Them shyts dead ass get up to 70 mph

 

[timothy_strickland]

It's not about paying attention to other dudes....but being aware of your surroundings to where you pickup on dudes mean mugging or trying to get aggressive and do lame shyt like assert dominance...

Lame bitter fakkit ass Nikkas tryna assert/impose "dominance" on random males instead of actually improving themselves so they can finally be attractive to women

 

[CoochieMane]

Y'all nikkas gotta be gay, y'all way too focused on attention from other men.

 

[Ikwa]

Had to shave my head for 2 years straight cos i was getting too much attention from thots, shyt becomes hard to manage past a certain point
Now I let my hair grow again, got swole in the gym and a couple of certs
Went to a wedding recently and had all the females asking the groom if I was taken

 

[Patriarch]

A few observations from my 31 years of experience:

• I don't trust women. I've had my girls best friends and family members try to go on numerous occasions.
• I won't get married. Can't even count the amount of married women that have tried to cheat with me. Still haven't done it to my knowledge.
• Men are very jealous. Will literally try to kill you out of jealousy.
• Mothers always try to set me up with their daughters.. Some even after I've told them I had a girl.
• People won't stop staring.
• Women don't say no
• Have had 3somes offered since I was 19.
• Had numerous women agree to share.
• Everyone remembers you. Like what you ordered at a Chipotle you only been to once. Or what drink you had 3 months ago at a random hole in the wall.

 

[BaggerofTea]

Average Dudes hate on handsome like crazy

 

[BaggerofTea]

Def get stared at alot by both males and females.

Females always remember me.

Being handsome especially growing into it is a wild ass experience.

 

[DragonKnight]

It’s horrible at work when even the managers are jealous of how you look.

 

[UpAndComing]

Def get stared at alot by both males and females.

Females always remember me.

Being handsome especially growing into it is a wild ass experience.

Was with a coworker last month. I waved to a customer service worker at a grocery store, and she blushed and waved back and told me have a nice day

My co-worker immediately says, "Oh she likes you huh? How many girlfriends you have??!"


Dude was steaming