Handsome Male Envy (#HandsomeGang brehs please enter)

[Behind-the-wheel]

This


A nikka will mean mug u for being #tallgang

#handsomegang

#beardgang

And Or

#moneygang

#TRUTH

I get hate on the streets for not being poor, not being poorly spoken, not being "black enough"...whatever that is, and a litany of bullshyt.

On here it's just as bad.
Petty people don't change...whether it's irl or online.

But like NWA said... "A bytch is a bytch..."

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Yea, somehow every clown on here is stopping traffic and making men get into arguments with they girl

I just turned a few heads in Walgreens

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

Just experienced this yesterday

Getting out of my apartment to headed to work. Saw a dude and his girl get in his car. Girl wasn't a 10 but she had a nice ass

They got in the car when I was walking out of the apartment building. Girl saw me walking to my car and started eye raping me. Guess she saw my fresh haircut with my work clothes on and baby face, she couldn't resist



Dude drove off while I was about to hit the ignition. All of a sudden I hear tire streaks and he's reversing top speed back into the apartment complex and I hear them arguing

#HandsomeGang we out here

Be safe out there breh...
They never check their women...always wanna come after the other person.

 

[Rice'N Beckford]

I just turned a few heads in Walgreens

Yall think basic shyt means something

 

[Gold]

I cant stand how everyone thinks that I want to hear about their workout plan.

"Oh yeah well I plan to start working out some more you know? I'm not going to obsess over it but I do want to get more muscle."


Why u telling me? I dont care.

I've been conducting interviews and the person I'm interviewing asks me about my workout schedule

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Yall think basic shyt means something

Whole stores looking at you is basic

You sounding a tad salty in here


Sounds familiar



And actually, it happens quite often I just try to ignore it

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Dbl

 

[Redwood]

Yall think basic shyt means something

Depends if it happens too often

 

[tocedaw]

4 pages already? The Coli's just full of male models huh?

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

If you ain't ever had a broad shrug after you shoot the club up and go "Our kids gonna have that good hair and eyes" off the strength of your visage then you need to commit that or file them papers for the #Uggosect.

Sounds like you're fukking with c00n bytches

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

I just turned a few heads in Walgreens

Nice!

I had one big girl trippin when I went out for lunch today.
She eyed me up on the first floor then got in and asked me what floor I was going to.
I said "4th floor".
She hit the "4" button while eyeing me off an on. (I saw cause I had shades on and was side-eyein her from the safety of my shades)
Got to the 4th floor and she gave a laugh. Intrigued, I said to her "Whats so funny?" with a grin.
She says "I forgot to hit my floor...I was going to 2".
I laughed and hit her with a and said "That's alright, maybe i'll see you on the way back down" and hopped off to meet with my copyright lawyer.

That...felt good.

 

[Trapperman Dave]

Been telling y’all uglygang peaceful af don’t get nikkas hating on me don’t got unnecessary women problems .

 

[UpAndComing]

Meh, i've never had to compete with pretty boys, i know the women who only go for pretty boys and i don't even bat an eye at em. Way too many women out there for me to worry about some shyt like that. At the end of the day almost everybody can eat if they want to, just gotta stay in your lane. Lots of women like pretty boys, and some women like big bearded dudes like me it is what it is.





Ya'll just lucky we not in caveman times anymore, otherwise you little pretty boys would be relegated to fetching my water, eating the scraps i leave, and taking my sloppy seconds.

I don't wanna get technical on this subject


But pretty boys are just a sect of #HandsomeGang. Every handsome breh ain't a pretty boy. I know for damn sure I'm not

 

[Rusty Kuntz]

Been telling y’all uglygang peaceful af don’t get nikkas hating on me don’t got unnecessary women problems .

Team #uglygang affiliate, because no matter how attractive a person thinks they are, the person you are with will get tired of looking at your face.

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

When brehs start getting physical with they bytch in front of you they be reeking of insecurity

I remember I seen some white broad I worked with out on the street one night with some lightskin nikka...she smiling and eying me down and this nikka is like tryna pull her closer to him but didn't want to look at a nikka all nervous and shyt looking at his phone


I don't need to flex...I don't chat up broads when they with a dude.

It's usually passive aggressive shyt though which makes it all the more funny..

Walking a nikka spits on the sidewalk before you walk past

I had to learn to adjust....I grew up fat the past 10 years with no swag or confidence and wasn't a threat...that changes when you glow up.


Jealousy from "Men" is just