Happy 38th birthday Kobe Bean Bryant

[Jesus Is Lord]

Note that nearly every single thing named so far is either, "Happened once in a meaningless regular season game" or "ringz!1!!!"




Kobestan living up fully to expectations. This is your man's legacy.




And wth is sccit talking about? Kobe never got to the Finals with no scrub team, so how the hell does playing 5 out of 20 seasons on scrub teams supposed to affect his Finals record?

Lebron drug two of his scrub teams to the Finals, so that gave him two of his losses. Kobe has never had any of his scrub teams even get out of the first round.

Also, gotta love the scitt-math where 5 out of 20 seasons is somehow "half".

Go to bed insecure zombie.

27. He's retired but he still has dudes saying dumb shyt to discredit him at 3 in the morning.

 

[Gangstar8]

 

[Easy-E]

I remember how ill that was live

 

[I.AM.PIFF]

28. Has multiple 40+ PPG months and unlike Wilt didn't play in a weak era

 

[Anerdyblackguy]

9 straight games of 40 points or more.


I'm a Knicks Stan, but I do respect greatness.

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

30. He inspired his loyal stanbase and haters to be the best they could be in life.

 

[Black Hans]

He's got 5 rings and didn't have to form super teams to get them

How was he doing those seasons when Shaq or Gasol weren't out there with him?

Was he not begging the front office for help and threatening to leave the team?

Let's not take shots at Lebron, brother. Kobe having a prime Shaq then having Gasol and Odom is no different than Bron having Wade and Bosh, then Irving and Love

 

[AVXL]

31.) He snitched on Shaq to the Feds



















fukk the snitch forever

 

[Gangstar8]

How was he doing those seasons when Shaq or Gasol weren't out there with him?

Was he not begging the front office for help and threatening to leave the team?

Let's not take shots at Lebron, brother. Kobe having a prime Shaq then having Gasol and Odom is no different than Bron having Wade and Bosh, then Irving and Love

Lebron stans try their hardest to make Gasol a legendary one of a kind player
They would probably say mo williams was better than allen iverson if kobe won with that cleveland team

And kobe would win

 

[Da King]

31.) He snitched on Shaq to the Feds



















fukk the snitch forever

Snitchbe last game being in the regular season

 

[Gangstar8]

Snitchbe last game being in the regular season

Kobe last game 60 points
Duncan last 10 games 59 points

 

[avon barksdale]

Raped a cac and got away with it

 

[Da King]

Kobe last game 60 points
Duncan last 10 games 59 points

GOATcan didn't l out like a hoe while snitchbe getting pity defense his final game

I would have dropped 50 that night with that coverage

 

[tremonthustler1]

Murked Brian McKnight on a track during his peak

 

[Jesus Is Lord]

How was he doing those seasons when Shaq or Gasol weren't out there with him?

Was he not begging the front office for help and threatening to leave the team?

Let's not take shots at Lebron, brother. Kobe having a prime Shaq then having Gasol and Odom is no different than Bron having Wade and Bosh, then Irving and Love

Shut the fukk up breh.