Happy 55th Birthday to The Diddler!!

[Ake1725]

He might be locked up right now but I’m sure he’s having a party.

Spoiler

breh finally having that party party

 

[Json]

Finally got that all-night party he wanted. Ain’t nobody leaving.

 

[TripleAgent]

He might be locked up right now but I’m sure he’s having a party party.

Spoiler

Fixed

 

[parallax]

As long as he has baby oil; then it's a party. His cellmate and dudes in the shower room are feeling really uncomfortable right now.

what do you mean"right now" ? when he got there he probably hit them with the "im not locked in here with you, youre locked in here with me" like rorschach

 

[ViShawn]

When we see Diddy he will be fully gray hair and beard.

Is he even allowed to have visitors?

He's gonna be scraggly as hell BEGGING for a haircut.

 

[Cat piss martini]

may that rat tail and chicken
dikk and beak loaf in chow have hair
in that mutha fukka.

 

[Jaylen Tatum]

 

[MikelArteta]

Imagine going from celebrating your birthday on a yacht with expensive champagne and dime pawgs to celebrating your birthday in a cold, damp, roach infested prison.

Life can change any day

 

[MikelArteta]

Dont take us out of the will dad

 

[africngiant]

 

[god shamgod]

Damn ,gotta spend his 55th b day locked in a cell for 23 hours and his dinner options are jail pasta,cheese pizza or salad.

I’m living better than puff rn

 

[ViShawn]

Damn ,gotta spend his 55th b day locked in a cell for 23 hours and his dinner options are jail pasta,cheese pizza or salad.

I’m living better than puff rn

But have you ever LIVED like Puff

 

[Dont@Me]

That's why as a rich and famous person i would absolutely be on my best behavior. I'd be like Keanu/jesus. Imagine losing everything all of the sudden after having everything

people that say this are the same ones that got caught up in the chase bank ATM infinite money glitch

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

A buntd cake on speaker

Damn that’s ruff

 

[pickles]

He is only 55?

I thought he was in his 60s.

What a life he has lead. He could have gone out like Quincy Jones, but he had to be demonic.