Happy birthday to our gawd, our fuhrer, our father.... Kobe Bean Bryant

[Super Cheech]

That's MY Shooting Gawd

 

[madness]

34-years old and no male offspring

 

[J-MIL]

THE GAWD
GOATBE
LORDBE


Happy birthday man

I'm not worthy

 

[Cerebral Labyrinth]

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

*pays tithe*

*praises*

*hails*

 

[The War Report]

 

[Hammer]

Happy Birthday Kobe!

 

[Family Lives Matter]

And so I tell you, keep on dapping, and you will receive what you dap for. Keep on cheering, and you will smile. Keep on repping, and courtside seats will be left opened for you. For everyone who asks, eats. Everyone who stans, prospers.​

False Idol
Happy bday Jellybean

 

[jfkennedy]

 

[PortCityProphet]

I offer a slue of sluts for you to ravage

thank you for being a generous and gracious Gawd. I praise you. I'm happy to be a devout member of the Church of Kobe Bean Bryant

 

[Premeditated]

Our fuhrer breaking the law just so we don't have to go through that

.I honestly think this great man should be the barometer for how all humans should be. what a great human he is.

34-years old and no male offspring

neg rep btw way. This is a thread to pay homage to the ultimate human being. Any blasphemous text and literature shall not go unpunished. And that goes for all you other Seldom and Gomorrah refugees who dare to speak ill and unkindly of Lordbe. Bow down or you shall all bleed with this neg rep.

 

[Gil Scott-Heroin]

Thread created: 12:01am.

You know this nikka created this thread a month in advance. Had a Kobe advent calendar to count down the days and shyt. Staying up till midnight to click submit.

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

Damn this nikka had another birthday?

 

[Hater]

Happy birthday to DA GAWD!

 

[Gil Scott-Heroin]