happy birthday and no sympy
Happy G'day Scott

The fact that they're acknowledging his birthday better means he's HoF bound next year![]()

HoF Celebratory breakfast running through SHONEY'S this year.THE GENETIC FREAK TURNED 54 YESTERDAY, AN HIS BED WAS A GIANT CAKE WITH 54 bytchES ON IT LIKE CANDLES, SO WHEN FREAKZILLA BLEW, ALL THOSE bytchES KNEW, THAT THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY WAS GONNA GO RIGHT THROUGH
SIX OF EM DIED DUE TO SUFFOCATION, 41 ARE CURRENTLY WALKIN LIKE JOHN WAYNE AN THE REMAININ MAGNIFICENT SEVEN ARE IN THE KITCHEN SCRUBBIN MY FLOOR AND MAKIN ME BREAKFAST LIKE THE CHAMP THAT I AM
HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME

SO WHEN FREAKZILLA BLEW, ALL THOSE bytchES KNEW, THAT THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY WAS GONNA GO RIGHT THROUGH