Its still weirdo behavior. but yeah ask any rational person if they would rather be slaughtered and have people eat their liver or take a finger up the butt and even the most adamant harlemite will go with the finger.Nobody gives a shyt about a Turkey having a finger up its ass when the damn thing is about to be beheaded.
In the grand scheme of things you think the Turkey really cares about that extra 3 seconds of respect before it’s slaughtered?
I don't care about how the Turkey feels if we are still going to murder it at the end of the day. But Weirdo behavior shouldn't go unchecked regardless.


My turkey isn't Butterball, so I will still feast.





