Hard Knocks:Training Camp With the Houston Texans

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Clowney looks like he might not ever be what they thought. :francis:

alot of dudes wrote off his casual attitude, i didnt. some guys are just chill, you dont have to be a dikk like Cushing, but i never saw any passion from him.

he'll always get the injury excuse if he doesnt do well, but i didnt have him as a sure thing. especially playing in a 3-4
 

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alot of dudes wrote off his casual attitude, i didnt. some guys are just chill, you dont have to be a dikk like Cushing, but i never saw any passion from him.

he'll always get the injury excuse if he doesnt do well, but i didnt have him as a sure thing. especially playing in a 3-4
I've always saw some bytchassness in him and wasn't never happy about picking him, hopefully I'm wrong
 

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Benardrick is dating the prototype gold digger :mjlol::mjlol::mjlol:

I have never seen a white woman with that look be with their black male husband after the age of 50, EVER

That's what I thought. Who knows though. Could be wrong but she looked to have all the traits.

-happy as fukk while walking through a potential new house that "could" be hers.
-heavy make up.
-weave
-bubble ass

:mjlol:
 

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Probably gonna have to stop watching this show because the Texans are just coming off as the most annoying team in the NFL...

After every fukking play in practice Watt is running his mouth...that was a 2 yard game...that was 3 yard game...he was holding me...dude come on you are listed as the best defender in football you shouldn't have to run your mouth about a play... after damn near every fukking play...

Cushing out here pretending to be a tough guy...like he wasn't roided out his rookie year, won rookie of the year, got popped for roids, came up with some lame "over trained athlete" bullshyt, and then has been hurt since....didn't he have back to back season ending injuries? And they going to prove that Cushing is the tough guy of the defense by showing him slamming Alfred Blue on the ground...a back up running back who averaged a smooth 3.1 ypc last year...lame...

That random linebacker had the most low budget white chick i ever seen...no ass...no titties...that filthy ass i just put my head in a mop bucket hair...bytch shoulders looked like half a broken seesaw...talking about "this is where the magic happens"...bytch better taker her ass to Dr. Thot so he can abracadabra her a new body cause it aint no way some new white chick is not going to come scoop him up if he makes the team...house was looking pretty weak to...i mean it was comparable to my house and i'm just a TCP (typical coli poster)...

O Brien is just a hard ass for no reason...yelling fukk for no reason...yelling for no reason in general...telling players to avoid questions is the exact thing that is going to make the media ask them questions...one of his sons got the classic white "i get bullied at school and my dad may or may not be a raging alcoholic" look...tall, sagging shoulders, dumpy body like a stack of deflated tires...i never trust a man who has male pattern baldness and just doesn't do anything about it...doesn't try and get hair plugs, doesn't try to structure his haircut around it, doesn't just cut it off, he just slowly lets his hair waste away until it is all gone...such a defeatist attitude...you don't even care enough to manage your own hair follicles in a civilized way and i am supposed to believe you can lead NFL players? Nope...

Deandre Hopkins...good lord :stopitslime:...I just don't...:stopitslime:..."It's European...It's European":stopitslime:....b-b-b-but...It's European :stopitslime:...didn't seem like he even really knew the meaning behind the statement...behavior was so far gone I don't even know if I can call it c00nish...all I can say is that 5 minutes after he said that I had to turn the episode off because every basset hound within a 20 mile radius of my house was in my yard barking...

The linebacker with an actual black wife is the only dude i could rock with...

Mike Vrabel as a linebacker coach...:martin:...same dude who was arrested for stealing fukking beer from a casino:martin:

I'll download the rest of the episodes but them shyts is only getting watched on flights for business trips...

Clowney standing next to and talking to Bob Mcnair and they zoom down and both of their legs are comparable ins size...:dahellwhat:..Clowney breh I know you had major knee surgery and you may actually have degenerative knees but you can't skip leg day EVERY DAY...come on now :yeah ok:
 

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That's what I thought. Who knows though. Could be wrong but she looked to have all the traits.

-happy as fukk while walking through a potential new house that "could" be hers.
-heavy make up.
-weave
-bubble ass

:mjlol:

The awkward ass giddyness she had on her face when she looked at ol boy after the realtor mentioned children. :mjlol:

If he wifes her this dude lost guaranteed.
 

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The awkward ass giddyness she had on her face when she looked at ol boy after the realtor mentioned children. :mjlol:

If he wifes her this dude lost guaranteed.

Damn it! I forgot about that part. Good catch. Yeah, she looked right at him waiting for his response. She is DEF trying to land her one.
 

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Probably gonna have to stop watching this show because the Texans are just coming off as the most annoying team in the NFL...

After every fukking play in practice Watt is running his mouth...that was a 2 yard game...that was 3 yard game...he was holding me...dude come on you are listed as the best defender in football you shouldn't have to run your mouth about a play... after damn near every fukking play...

Cushing out here pretending to be a tough guy...like he wasn't roided out his rookie year, won rookie of the year, got popped for roids, came up with some lame "over trained athlete" bullshyt, and then has been hurt since....didn't he have back to back season ending injuries? And they going to prove that Cushing is the tough guy of the defense by showing him slamming Alfred Blue on the ground...a back up running back who averaged a smooth 3.1 ypc last year...lame...

That random linebacker had the most low budget white chick i ever seen...no ass...no titties...that filthy ass i just put my head in a mop bucket hair...bytch shoulders looked like half a broken seesaw...talking about "this is where the magic happens"...bytch better taker her ass to Dr. Thot so he can abracadabra her a new body cause it aint no way some new white chick is not going to come scoop him up if he makes the team...house was looking pretty weak to...i mean it was comparable to my house and i'm just a TCP (typical coli poster)...

O Brien is just a hard ass for no reason...yelling fukk for no reason...yelling for no reason in general...telling players to avoid questions is the exact thing that is going to make the media ask them questions...one of his sons got the classic white "i get bullied at school and my dad may or may not be a raging alcoholic" look...tall, sagging shoulders, dumpy body like a stack of deflated tires...i never trust a man who has male pattern baldness and just doesn't do anything about it...doesn't try and get hair plugs, doesn't try to structure his haircut around it, doesn't just cut it off, he just slowly lets his hair waste away until it is all gone...such a defeatist attitude...you don't even care enough to manage your own hair follicles in a civilized way and i am supposed to believe you can lead NFL players? Nope...

Deandre Hopkins...good lord :stopitslime:...I just don't...:stopitslime:..."It's European...It's European":stopitslime:....b-b-b-but...It's European :stopitslime:...didn't seem like he even really knew the meaning behind the statement...behavior was so far gone I don't even know if I can call it c00nish...all I can say is that 5 minutes after he said that I had to turn the episode off because every basset hound within a 20 mile radius of my house was in my yard barking...

The linebacker with an actual black wife is the only dude i could rock with...

Mike Vrabel as a linebacker coach...:martin:...same dude who was arrested for stealing fukking beer from a casino:martin:

I'll download the rest of the episodes but them shyts is only getting watched on flights for business trips...

Clowney standing next to and talking to Bob Mcnair and they zoom down and both of their legs are comparable ins size...:dahellwhat:..Clowney breh I know you had major knee surgery and you may actually have degenerative knees but you can't skip leg day EVERY DAY...come on now :yeah ok:

I'm at work crying :deadmanny::deadmanny::deadmanny::deadmanny:

Seriously though, fukk the Texans :ld:
 

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Probably gonna have to stop watching this show because the Texans are just coming off as the most annoying team in the NFL...

After every fukking play in practice Watt is running his mouth...that was a 2 yard game...that was 3 yard game...he was holding me...dude come on you are listed as the best defender in football you shouldn't have to run your mouth about a play... after damn near every fukking play...

Cushing out here pretending to be a tough guy...like he wasn't roided out his rookie year, won rookie of the year, got popped for roids, came up with some lame "over trained athlete" bullshyt, and then has been hurt since....didn't he have back to back season ending injuries? And they going to prove that Cushing is the tough guy of the defense by showing him slamming Alfred Blue on the ground...a back up running back who averaged a smooth 3.1 ypc last year...lame...

That random linebacker had the most low budget white chick i ever seen...no ass...no titties...that filthy ass i just put my head in a mop bucket hair...bytch shoulders looked like half a broken seesaw...talking about "this is where the magic happens"...bytch better taker her ass to Dr. Thot so he can abracadabra her a new body cause it aint no way some new white chick is not going to come scoop him up if he makes the team...house was looking pretty weak to...i mean it was comparable to my house and i'm just a TCP (typical coli poster)...

O Brien is just a hard ass for no reason...yelling fukk for no reason...yelling for no reason in general...telling players to avoid questions is the exact thing that is going to make the media ask them questions...one of his sons got the classic white "i get bullied at school and my dad may or may not be a raging alcoholic" look...tall, sagging shoulders, dumpy body like a stack of deflated tires...i never trust a man who has male pattern baldness and just doesn't do anything about it...doesn't try and get hair plugs, doesn't try to structure his haircut around it, doesn't just cut it off, he just slowly lets his hair waste away until it is all gone...such a defeatist attitude...you don't even care enough to manage your own hair follicles in a civilized way and i am supposed to believe you can lead NFL players? Nope...

Deandre Hopkins...good lord :stopitslime:...I just don't...:stopitslime:..."It's European...It's European":stopitslime:....b-b-b-but...It's European :stopitslime:...didn't seem like he even really knew the meaning behind the statement...behavior was so far gone I don't even know if I can call it c00nish...all I can say is that 5 minutes after he said that I had to turn the episode off because every basset hound within a 20 mile radius of my house was in my yard barking...

The linebacker with an actual black wife is the only dude i could rock with...

Mike Vrabel as a linebacker coach...:martin:...same dude who was arrested for stealing fukking beer from a casino:martin:

I'll download the rest of the episodes but them shyts is only getting watched on flights for business trips...

Clowney standing next to and talking to Bob Mcnair and they zoom down and both of their legs are comparable ins size...:dahellwhat:..Clowney breh I know you had major knee surgery and you may actually have degenerative knees but you can't skip leg day EVERY DAY...come on now :yeah ok:
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Probably gonna have to stop watching this show because the Texans are just coming off as the most annoying team in the NFL...

After every fukking play in practice Watt is running his mouth...that was a 2 yard game...that was 3 yard game...he was holding me...dude come on you are listed as the best defender in football you shouldn't have to run your mouth about a play... after damn near every fukking play...

Cushing out here pretending to be a tough guy...like he wasn't roided out his rookie year, won rookie of the year, got popped for roids, came up with some lame "over trained athlete" bullshyt, and then has been hurt since....didn't he have back to back season ending injuries? And they going to prove that Cushing is the tough guy of the defense by showing him slamming Alfred Blue on the ground...a back up running back who averaged a smooth 3.1 ypc last year...lame...

That random linebacker had the most low budget white chick i ever seen...no ass...no titties...that filthy ass i just put my head in a mop bucket hair...bytch shoulders looked like half a broken seesaw...talking about "this is where the magic happens"...bytch better taker her ass to Dr. Thot so he can abracadabra her a new body cause it aint no way some new white chick is not going to come scoop him up if he makes the team...house was looking pretty weak to...i mean it was comparable to my house and i'm just a TCP (typical coli poster)...

O Brien is just a hard ass for no reason...yelling fukk for no reason...yelling for no reason in general...telling players to avoid questions is the exact thing that is going to make the media ask them questions...one of his sons got the classic white "i get bullied at school and my dad may or may not be a raging alcoholic" look...tall, sagging shoulders, dumpy body like a stack of deflated tires...i never trust a man who has male pattern baldness and just doesn't do anything about it...doesn't try and get hair plugs, doesn't try to structure his haircut around it, doesn't just cut it off, he just slowly lets his hair waste away until it is all gone...such a defeatist attitude...you don't even care enough to manage your own hair follicles in a civilized way and i am supposed to believe you can lead NFL players? Nope...

Deandre Hopkins...good lord :stopitslime:...I just don't...:stopitslime:..."It's European...It's European":stopitslime:....b-b-b-but...It's European :stopitslime:...didn't seem like he even really knew the meaning behind the statement...behavior was so far gone I don't even know if I can call it c00nish...all I can say is that 5 minutes after he said that I had to turn the episode off because every basset hound within a 20 mile radius of my house was in my yard barking...

The linebacker with an actual black wife is the only dude i could rock with...

Mike Vrabel as a linebacker coach...:martin:...same dude who was arrested for stealing fukking beer from a casino:martin:

I'll download the rest of the episodes but them shyts is only getting watched on flights for business trips...

Clowney standing next to and talking to Bob Mcnair and they zoom down and both of their legs are comparable ins size...:dahellwhat:..Clowney breh I know you had major knee surgery and you may actually have degenerative knees but you can't skip leg day EVERY DAY...come on now :yeah ok:
write art Barr paragraphs about a hour long episode of hard knocks brehs
 
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