Hardest L you ever had to swallow?

[Professor Emeritus]

You originally said this


This is wrong for two reasons

Reason 1: Probability doesn't stack like that. It's the inverse of the chance that you don't get it.

Reason 2: Coli brehs don't get laid enough for them to randomly get a girl pregnant. ( I'm basing this off the numerous smash or pass/ig thot threads, the body count thread, and general aversion to women).

I didn't attempt to stack the probability. That's why I pointed out that you're misreading my point. I didn't say that the probability for him having gotten a girl pregnant on a a specific 29th one-night stand was over 50%, I said that the probability of having gotten some girl pregnant after 29 one-night stands would be over 50%.

Let's just do it for 2 events. It the probability of getting a girl pregnant is 5%, and you slept with two girls once each:

The chance of getting neither girl pregnant would be 0.95*0.95 = 0.9025 = 90.25%
So the chance of it happening at least once after two attempts? 100 - 90.25 = 9.75%
That's made up of a 0.05*0.05 = 0.0025 = 0.25% chance of having gotten both girls pregnant, leaving a 9.5% chance of having gotten exactly one girl pregnant.

If you doubt me, show it to your statistics prof.

And your "reason 2" is a stereotyping fallacy.

As far as your claims that the chance of getting a girl pregnant is less than 1%, you're obviously wrong (if you were being careful about the math you'd notice that your 30% odds on one day alone would disprove your claim, even if there were no other fertile days in the entire cycle. Again, check that with your statistics prof).

But let's go to the real world. How the heck do you think that couples were pumping out babies every damn year back in the pre-birth control period? Go to India and ask them how they got so many kids when every one is damn near a year apart. Go to any fertility website and you'll see that MOST young healthy couples get pregnant within three months of trying. How many times you think they gonna be having sex in those three months?

Sure, assuming you studied math at Carnegie Mellon, MIT, Stanford, or Berkeley. If you not, then

What a weird list. Those aren't even the top four toughest math schools, and where I studied the math program for undergrads was tougher to get into and more highly respected than three of those four (not casting shade on any of their graduate programs though).

 

[Crayola Coyote]

My girl telling me she didn't love me anymore then leaving me for another nikka. Just out of the blue.

I was young but I needed it. It was a good wakeup call. Even the people you think you know, you really don't know.

She ended up getting pregnant by the same dude. Had an abortion and tried to come running back to me telling me she made a mistake.

fukk that girl

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Idk how yall nikkas get involved with foul bytches like that. Scheming jack hoes like that you should be able to smell a mile away.

You don’t see it coming cause you think they are a very cool person.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Giving a female a chance. She wanted me to go to a college bar so I could buy all her friends drinks and give them non sexual attention cause I know that is how women are. No reason she just wants be friendly and invite me out. Women are friendly their are a$$holes. Little did she know that I go out all the time and I talk to lots of women. It backfired on her cause Her friends were feeling me and I didn’t buy her and her friend no drinks. she got mad a dipped on me. She took me off Snapchat and blocked me on Facebook. I wasn’t really friends with her I’m mad that I gave her a chance.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Not leaving my town I grew up in after high school. I’m still here and this place fukking sucks.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Basically this

Bought her an expensive engagement ring, married her, had a kid with her, bought a house with her and she basically ghosted me

That L was chewy and gave me heartburn

She ghosted you with a kid. Man women ain’t shyt

 

[DropTopDoc]

Ever since it happened the words of Common in Retrospect For Life have been going round in my skull:

I don't want to go through the drama of having a baby mamma,
Weekend visits and buying J's that ain't gon make me a father. . .

Cos thats how i always felt . . Now i pretty much only see my daughter on weekends

My wife took away my chance to be a full time dad . . I'm going to miss so much

Bruh, i really feel that pain.... trust.....

 

[LiveFromLondon]

Realizing that I'm going to die and disappear just like the dinosaurs and everyone who has ever existed before me

basically being born is the biggest L anyone could take no matter how great ur life is

cause u know its going to end

and knowing that alone is an L

Theres always one

 

[Lifejennings]

Highschool, wish I did it differently or went to a different one.

It really does alter your life path if you don't do it right.

 

[Karb]

Swallow L's, brehs

 

[semicko82]

You don’t see it coming cause you think they are a very cool person.

This! A woman can change her mind out the blue, and you don't even see it coming.

 

[Gonzo]

Damn...I see why a lot of dudes are angry towards women. A lot of this shyt in here would have turned me into a life hating fakkit, literally!.

 

[ALonelyDad]

It really does alter your life path if you don't do it right.

I feel like I am recovering now as far as academics go, the other things

 

[BaggerofTea]

You don’t see it coming cause you think they are a very cool person.

They are cool to YOU, but I can almost guarantee you witnessed them do some triflin shyt to somebody else and thought that would never be you

 

[BaggerofTea]

Damn...I see why a lot of dudes are angry towards women. A lot of this shyt in here would have turned me into a life hating fakkit, literally!.

Men often times value the woman more than the woman values them. Its how you get suckered and taking advantage of.

I keep an emotional distance with women, even women I am fukking or dating, fukk even acquaintances.