Hardest L you ever had to swallow?

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Lost out on $50k+ on the crypto steez. Friend put me on back in Nov 2016 when ETH was just $10. I procrastinated (a number of things was going on at the time but it doesn't matter in retrospect, does it?) and when i finally came around to it in May 2017, the first blow up happened JUST as I was investing. Literally as my paperwork was finalizing it went from $10 to $50, then from $50 to $300. Missed out on 120x my initial investment.

Got ghosted twice by a chick I was really into. Thought I learned my lesson and smartened up the second time years later, but once we started vibing again the simp mentality lowkey slipped back in. It was a hard L to take, but I'm glad I did. I always say that a man needs to have his heart broken at least once in his life so that he learns.
 

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not me but this nikka heart gonna be hurting for a long ass time

boy all in his feels over some white twitch streamer girl come to find out she married an didn't tell any one to keep the money flowing now he mad as hell he spent 13,000$ on her

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Mod is him an

Amouranth is the chick

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Neckbeards...
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This her tho...
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@The Burger King would you smash her never frozen struggle patties
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Real talk her husband share that girl most likely...
 

Crayola Coyote

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Summer 2012, I was in the Walmart parking lot going to my car. A white pick up truck was driving by looking for parking, so I looked at the truck and the back window rolled down. A white girl head popped out and she started calling out “oooohhhhhh aahhhhh” monkey nosies. At first I thought this bytch was crazy on some drugs, but then I knew what the fukk she was doing. bytch was calling me a monkey. :stopitslime: She started laughing and shyt, so i flat out ignored her but kept my eye out. I got in my car and stoped at the stop sign. I look at the rear view mirror and the white pick up truck that the girl was in was right behind me. They waited until I got in my car to follow me to troll. The driver turns on high beams so the flash would be bright to block my vision from seeing we’re I was driving. I’m still in the parking lot leaving and this car tries to tail gate me too. I pull to the side, the truck speeds off back in the parking lot thinking I’m gone. I call my friends up to tell them what happened so they can come by and jump them for antagonizing me. they tell me to forget about it and go home. (Later on down the line my friends are c00ns and one for them is simping a single mother in Lakeland, FL that is white I cut him off cause he never wants to stop simping) anyway, I said fukk, I go back to the Walmart and park. I see their truck, but not nobody inside so I go to my truck and grab screwdriver and look around the parking lot to see if their was cameras and people. Nobody, there so I go to work:jawalrus: I scraped the fukk outta the pick up truck to we’re the paint can see the silver metal. I carve out “fukk you” on the hood and I run back in the Walmart to look for them. (I wasn’t satisfied) :birdman: I find them. It was a tall white boy that was over weight, and 2 white girls. They were rednecks. When the girl see me at the end of the aisle she was shook:merchant: and her friends :skip:. Real talk, this bytch got bold again n started making monkey noise thinking she sweet :troll: that shyt set me off and with the quickness, i run up on her boy straight sucker punch him in the mouth. (She thought he was gonna protect her so I had to take him out first) Dude fell on the ground, you hear her other friend screaming. “OMG he hit Conner! Conner!! Kerry call for help! Don’t hurt me!!:mjcry::whoa::damn:” I wasn’t even done. I didn’t let Kerry get to the “H” in “Help” outta her mouth, I threw one of those heavy bags of Halloween candy at her face and dipped like I was doing a 200M dash. Still laughing I didn’t give her a chance to yell for help. :mjlol: I get in the parking lot and run to my car and head out fast. The biggest L was tha- nvm it was a win for me cause I thought those devils a lesson not to fukk with random people. I got new friends in the end too. Also, good thing the Walmart night shift were all Haitian people. If it was cats they would have called the police. :whew:
 
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finessed myself out of sex with a hot chick :wow:

my girl told me to stick it up her ass and i couldn't get hard :damn:

took a 20k loan and balled out, still paying for that stupid decision :shaq2:

didn't take school seriously now i'm fukked :sadbron:
 
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I was kicking it with one of my homeboys on base and there was a magazine with Esperanza Spalding on the cover
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me: "breh it says here she's from Portland, what's Portland like?"
breh: "my nikka they got Esperanza Spaldings EVERYWHERE in Portland :blessed:
me:
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breh: :jawalrus:



after I was done fukking around in Europe I decided to come out here for school and turns out it's the whitest major city in the country :gucci:
still haven't seen any Esperanza Spaldings, and the white girls are the worst looking out of any place I've lived in :martin:














:laff::laff::laff::laff: this can't be life breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
 

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I was going out with this one girl for a while. Was still a virgin at the time so I was simping hardcore. Took her and her friends out for her birthday. Paid for dinner, drinks etc. At the end of the night took her home. Asked if I could go inside and she barely gave me a kiss. :snoop: One of her homegirls hit me up the next day with a guilty conscious and told me the reason she didnt invite me in is she had some dikk lined up and homie was on his way. All in all I paid around $600 only to have Julio come over and give her the dikk. :francis:

Lesson learned. :yeshrug:
Please tell me you at least fukked the guilty friend....or tried.
 

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i used to have a tumblr called screwjams where i would chop and screw rnb songs

for about a year, i had NO followers

one day, this dude hit me up and asked me to chop up Chop Me Up by Justin Timberlake

i did it, he reblogged it, and I ended up with a 1,000 followers overnight

this guy kept reblogging my posts and my tumblr was blowing the fukk up

then i started getting mad requests...i was having personal issues at the time and the blog ended up adding to that cause i felt overwhelmed..people was asking me to chop shyt i didnt like and it started feeling like a job

one night i said fukk everything, and deleted the blog and everything else i was doing

years later, i found out the nikka that was reblogging me was ASAP YAMS right as Purple Swag was hitting :snoop:

i make beats, im nice with the screw shyt...who knows what i could leverage that into

that shyt haunts me as i think about committing that at my 9 to 5 :mjcry:


it used to anyway:manny:....over the last year, i started pursuing this instrumental shyt on streaming platforms..feel like ima be aiight :ehh:


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Most of these stories aren't Ls, esp the ones involving women. I consider an L going to jail or getting killed or losing a fortune. The stuff being posted in here just range from inconvenciences to unfortunate mishaps. Yes, it appears a lot of y'all's hearts are broken, but life goes on. The sun also rises :blessed:
 

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Most of these stories aren't Ls, esp the ones involving women. I consider an L going to jail or getting killed or losing a fortune. The stuff being posted in here just range from inconvenciences to unfortunate mishaps. Yes, it appears a lot of y'all's hearts are broken, but life goes on. The sun also rises :blessed:
Mishaps???!!. Messing with certain women could have put me in jail, got me killed or lost a fortune.
 

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I failed the 9th grade
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None of my homies knew
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I still graduated in my original class though :mjgrin:

Edit - Looking back on it, I had it in my head that I needed to drop out and just get a job or hustle at the age of 14. :dwillhuh:

I thought my life was over but I bounced back. Was a stressful ass Summer but I was being too dramatic.

Can relate to this shyt so much

Dawg I failed 7th and thought the same shyt. I thought my whole life was over. Didn't see college as a real thing, shyt funny but sad at the same time. I remember being in 9th fukking grade first semester and I teacher I loved asked me what school I would wanna go to and then told me that I wouldn't get there. Some crazy shyt man
 
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