Black Ball
Superstar
“Three years into dating, I got the wedding itch. My boyfriend, on the other hand, was a little too content with the status quo. To make him more comfortable with the idea of getting married, I told him that every five years he could sleep with someone else. I obviously didn’t mean it, which is going to pose a problem at some point down the line, but I got the job done in the meantime!”
— Martha, 26, married one month
Maybe you didn't mean it, but that breh is getting it in, and more than once every 5 years. And if he ever gets caught, he's going to remind you of the promises you made.




