Still FloW
Gawd Of Shinobi
captain save a hoe ass fucc nikkas

If they played things right, they could use those sex promises as ways to turn them chicks out into stone cold freaks. Those games will back fire with someone like me.The men lost. How do you allow women to get in your head like that?

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the fukk outta here. 
“One day I realized that my boyfriend was scared shytless of marriage because he thought our sex life would suddenly dry up. Whether he got that impression from movies or friends, I don’t know. It’s a pretty common theme: Marriage leads to never-ending dry spell. So I started subtly reassuring my boyfriend that he and I would never have a stale sex life. I’d say things like, ‘Just because two people are married, doesn’t mean the blowjobs have to stop.’ And I went out of my way to spice it up in bed every now and again. Eventually, it all paid off!”
— Kaitlyn, 30, married two years




“My first serious boyfriend was this hot, ripped Australian surfer named Ronan. We stayed close long after we broke up, and every guy I dated after him was predictably threatened by our friendship. When I needed a little ammunition to encourage my boyfriend of three years to get married, I casually mentioned that Ronan and I had one of those pacts that we’d get hitched if we were both still single at 32. It wasn’t true, but Ronan would’ve played along if I needed him to corroborate the story. My boyfriend proposed six months before I hit the magic mark.”
— Dora, 32, engaged one month
“Three years into dating, I got the wedding itch. My boyfriend, on the other hand, was a little too content with the status quo. To make him more comfortable with the idea of getting married, I told him that every five years he could sleep with someone else. I obviously didn’t mean it, which is going to pose a problem at some point down the line, but I got the job done in the meantime!”
— Martha, 26, married one month
“My approach was subtle, but genius. I’m a singer-songwriter and my boyfriend is a copywriter at an ad agency by day and a drummer by night. Since we don’t exactly rake it in, I knew my boyfriend would believe that I was planning to sell my citizenship for a few extra grand if he and I weren’t going to tie the knot. I never said anything outright, but I started leaving tabs open on my computer about the whole citizenship-for-sale process. One night we were hanging out with our lawyer friend, and I asked about all the legal risks (my cover was that I’d read an article about it recently). Six weeks later, we were at City Hall swapping long-term love contracts.”
— Marina, 28, married six months
“I was one of those bohemian, fukk ‘the Man’ types who resented the institution of marriage throughout her teens and early twenties. Then I hit 24, and something changed. Suddenly, I wanted all the things I’d spent so much time and energy rejecting. I found myself a decent dude and we started dating, but he wasn’t ‘the marrying type,’ and I couldn’t exactly blame him for it. So I promised him a threesome every six months for the rest of his life if he agreed to marry me—and just like that, he was game.”
— Carissa, 27, married eight months

Did a guy actually say this? What an idiot"I was one of those bohemian, fukk ‘the Man’ types who resented the institution of marriage throughout her teens and early twenties. Then I hit 24, and something changed. Suddenly,I wanted all the things I’d spent so much time and energy rejecting"
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“I was one of those bohemian, fukk ‘the Man’ types who resented the institution of marriage throughout her teens and early twenties. Then I hit 24, and something changed. Suddenly, I wanted all the things I’d spent so much time and energy rejecting. I found myself a decent dude and we started dating, but he wasn’t ‘the marrying type,’ and I couldn’t exactly blame him for it. So I promised him a threesome every six months for the rest of his life if he agreed to marry me—and just like that, he was game.”
— Carissa, 27, married eight months
