Harper's Magazine writes an in-depth profile on the pornographic "gooning" phenomenon

[Low End Derrick]

Against my better judgement, I read the whole article.

- So the writer enters the “Goonscape” himself, and interacts with Gooners. Even engaging in “Gooncapping” and “Wankbattling”.
- No mention of women reading Smut, who are basically doing the same thing.

Hmm.

Are Females gooning like that, tho?

 

[Mr Clean]

These dudes treating their meat like Abu Ghraib inmates.

 

[Sterling Archer]

 

[O.Red]

Imagine being Plies

Nikka can never perform a song talking about goons again

 

[daemonova]

Gooning is just Edging huh? Oh ok

No.

20 years ago, you could have a conversation with a halfway good looking broad about what to do with your "affliction". Now you can't.

And with other avenues, either unavailable or higher than a Georgia pine, the problem often times gets left unsolved.

 

[daemonova]

No mention of the goonettes?

There is a movie, where both was goofing pretty hard, she even encouraged it, if only to bury him in shame.

He was the only one that paid for it. The whole movie was insane.

 

[Mr Clean]

This article genuinely has me in tears. Imagine Brother Mouzone reading this

What binds these disparate masturbators together, then, are the communal rituals surrounding the goonstate: 70 percent of Questionnaire respondents claimed to engage in one or more of them. By far the most popular of these rituals is “feeding,” a sort of porn-mediated cybersex in which one gooner sustains another’s session by sending them curated porn from their private collection. (This, apparently, is what is meant by “goonfuel.”) Sometimes they send short clips, sometimes they send GIFs, but more often than not they send what are known as “gooncaps”—essentially, pornographic memes. (A lively economy surrounds the production of gooncaps: one Bulgarian teen I spoke with—who took pains to distinguish himself from a real gooner—told me that he and his friends earn a modest living churning out customized gooncaps part-time. He agreed to talk to me because, in his words, “I would like to shed some light on how the moral systems are failing some of the younger people.”)

Other gooners engage in “wankbattling,” a kind of competitive feeding in which players rate one another’s porn selections on a ten-point scale. I learned all about it from Fuji, as he called himself, a twenty-three-year-old Egyptian gooner I met while conducting supplementary fieldwork in a wankbattling server on Discord. Many things about Fuji were compelling—for instance, he’d spent months training his pubococcygeus muscle in order to climax without ejaculating and thus to spend even more time masturbating to porn based on his favorite video-game characters. But I was particularly intrigued by his relationships with his fellow wankbattlers. There appeared to be real tenderness there, as in this exchange Fuji showed me between himself and a fellow gooner

 

[Makavalli]

This is the funniest shyt yet. This is worse than the hijacking of woke. Goonin til goonstate? They going super saiyan pervert out here and sharing tips on reddit? The internet really is a gift and curse



Did this emerge from incels? Someone mentioned goonettes too so why aint these pervs hooking up with the broads or is it really a loner thing? Im fukking dead

 

[Still Benefited]

I know you can’t read. But this article literally advocates for putting the in reeducation camps.

Its easier for unserious people to read unserious articles. Personally i dont have time for tongue and cheek articles on serious matters. The author is introducing people to a lifestyle using catchy names,games,letting perverts know there is a community out there for them to be accepted.


Its no different than how reddit created a culture of being gambling degenerates with stocks(Wallstreet bets). Its now humorous and fun to have a gambling addiction and carelessly lose your life savings. But keep cosigning support systems for debauchery if you want.

The author knew what he was doing. This is selling cigarrettes using cartoon characthers basically. Unfortunately your too dumb to notice

 

[The_Sheff]

AI has fukked up the simulation. This right here doesn’t make a lick of sense.

 

[King_Kamala61]

Its easier for unserious people to read unserious articles. Personally i dont have time for tongue and cheek articles on serious matters. The author is introducing people to a lifestyle using catchy names,games,letting perverts know there is a community out there for them to be accepted.


Its no different than how reddit created a culture of being gambling degenerates with stocks(Wallstreet bets). Its now humorous and fun to have a gambling addiction and carelessly lose your life savings. But keep cosigning support systems for debauchery if you want.

The author knew what he was doing. This is selling cigarrettes using cartoon characthers basically. Unfortunately your too dumb to notice

No Place Like A NASTY Azz Home

 

[LOOPY]

*Goonstate


*Really bruh?

 

[Dorian Breh]

Its easier for unserious people to read unserious articles. Personally i dont have time for tongue and cheek articles on serious matters. The author is introducing people to a lifestyle using catchy names,games,letting perverts know there is a community out there for them to be accepted.


Its no different than how reddit created a culture of being gambling degenerates with stocks(Wallstreet bets). Its now humorous and fun to have a gambling addiction and carelessly lose your life savings. But keep cosigning support systems for debauchery if you want.

The author knew what he was doing. This is selling cigarrettes using cartoon characthers basically. Unfortunately your too dumb to notice

Rapist babble ain’t nobody reading all that

 

[skyrunner1]

Are Females gooning like that, tho?

I have met a few last few years, there has definitely been an increase, I just think it affects women differently, but if you know how to interact with them nonjudgementally it comes ALL THE WAY OUT.. Most dudes might be overwhelmed honestly, even I was forced to lean back with a few .. From what I see, they interact wit it different and mostly thru social media.. The couple who broke it down for me, started on tumblr and/or they have twitters where they open and just see ass. Then they IG discover page is all ass too.. Its hilarious in some ways.

They fried but it's the women too. Whole generation FREAKED out. Can't front it has its perks when sleeping with women of this gen though. They demons in the bed.

This breh knows..

 

[Still Benefited]

Rapist babble ain’t nobody reading all that

you already read the first post genius. But best to pretend not to read the one that leaves you confouded

Dont worry though ,I never assumed reading was your strong suit