Has A Chick Ever Dissed Your D!ck?

[At30wecashout]

Only on the low

"It's... the perfect size..."

I hate hearing that, and its not for lacking anything

Being told you are the "perfect size" is like being told you are handsome. Girls see handsome guys all the time. I wanna be sexy

Perfect size means it ain't special.

 

[miranda]

Only on the low

"It's... the perfect size..."

happy someone finally gets it

 

[4North1Side2]

My girlfriend does all the time when she mad at me. She found my penis pump the other day and used it against me.

I was about the house being dirty and I called her lazy as fukk and filthy... told her I'm about to slang this dikk to some chick who knows how to keep a house in order. She flew into a rage saying something like "lil motherfukking weak ass dikk, fukking loser ass got to buy a penis pump to get it up bytch!"

I just laughed then a hour later she was giving some mean ass head and finally swallowed after 2 years.

 

[Warren Moon]

Even when they get mad they still voice the appreciation for my dikk

 

[miranda]

I hate hearing that, and its not for lacking anything

Being told you are the "perfect size" is like being told you are handsome. Girls see handsome guys all the time. I wanna be sexy

Perfect size means it ain't special.

who told you you're the perfect size??? had she just delivered quintuplets?

Spoiler

no shade marty

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

My ex one time asked "You want me to get you a little can for that vienna sausage?"

I got a big dikk though she was just always talking shyt.

 

[Warren Moon]

My girlfriend does all the time when she mad at me. She found my penis pump the other day and used it against me.

I was about the house being dirty and I called her lazy as fukk and filthy... told her I'm about to slang this dikk to some chick who knows how to keep a house in order. She flew into a rage saying something like "lil motherfukking weak ass dikk, fukking loser ass got to buy a penis pump to get it up bytch!"

I just laughed then a hour later she was giving some mean ass head and finally swallowed after 2 years.

2 years? That's a prequesite to becoming my gf

 

[4North1Side2]

2 years? That's a prequesite to becoming my gf

Man it was tough as hell going from being married to a woman for nearly 10 years who willingly swallowed and multiple side chicks who did the same to a woman who didn't.

We compromise tho, I use lifestyle thin condoms which feels pretty much like I'm really busting in her mouth.

 

[At30wecashout]

who told you you're the perfect size??? had she just delivered quintuplets?

Spoiler

no shade marty

Can't spill too much. I will say though, I have had my share of walk-outs and "Can I just suck it, instead?"

Sometimes the Rod of God ain't big enough to inspire awe

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Sometimes the Rod of God ain't big enough to inspire awe

Some women have seen some shyt out here breh



They ain't phased by shyt

 

[Warren Moon]

Man it was tough as hell going from being married to a woman for nearly 10 years who willingly swallowed and multiple side chicks who did the same to a woman who didn't.

We compromise tho, I use lifestyle thin condoms which feels pretty much like I'm really busting in her mouth.

Nikka stop lying to ur self

 

[At30wecashout]

Some women have seen some shyt out here breh



They ain't phased by shyt

For some chicks, even Lexington Steele ain't enough. Excuse me for being Chatty and dropping another man's name.

I'm booking a flight to harlem right now.

 

[James Gordon]

Only on the low

"It's... the perfect size..."

Thats better than "its alrite" Im good now but it hurted before time is a healer

 

[miranda]

Some women have seen some shyt out here breh



They ain't phased by shyt

No there's someone that tramautized everyone. Shock and awe

 

[Swagnicious]

This is why I only fukk with slightly overweight bytches....

The second they make a slick comment about anything, I got ammo on them to knock they ass RIGHT back down