Has a chick ever made you instantly go soft?

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Have you ever been about to fukk a chick and she says or does something that kills it and makes you go soft?

I remember this chick I had been talking to for a while said some weird shiit that caught me off guard.
I told her how much I loved my moms cooking. Didn't think anything of it. Was just small talk one day. So when I'm finally about to smash she says,

"I'm about to fukk you better than how your mom cooks."

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Not since no fap and no porn.

shyt I'm ready to go just thinking about sex..........

Stank p*ssy from this white chick made me go soft. Chick snored and tried to cuddle with me after, had to silent snake sneak the fukk out of her friends house and walk home. Took big L that morning:francis:
 

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Was fukking this pregnant chick and she was doing some dirty talk to me with the :noah: face....

She was tryna freestyle some nasty shyt off the dome...and she said some shyt like "Gimme that cum nikka....cum in me, give my baby a twin.....cum in me, get that fetus pregnant, nikka......"

....Family, I was DONE after that :dahell:


She gon' lay to the side after I got up off of her, and she start cracking up like that shyt was funny. I looked at that bytch the whole time like

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Thing is.....the baby turned out to be a boy....... :dwillhuh:
 

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I think most guys who post in here will say they went soft from a bad smell.


& I bet some of them will try to question your man hood/masculinity for turning down vagina b/c of her poor "dirty talk" skills. lol

We'll see :queen:
This plus you made a thread about perfume and what men think about how women smell. You smell B? :mjpls:
 

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Had this lil thick 9. Cute face. Thick hips ass all that. She finally give me the green light call me over answer the door in some leggings and tank top.

I snatch them shyts off this bytch was COVERED with hair. Most of it shaved but usually chicks have grow hair in spots on their legs NO this chick was like a fukking werewolf. Hair down her back covering her WHOLE ASS front and back of thighs, all up her arms to her shoulders.

That shyt caught me so off guard I went soft immediately.

Like I said she was bad as fukk I just wasn't ready for how hairy she was gonna be. Never regained my composure either.:snoop:
 

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Had this lil thick 9. Cute face. Thick hips ass all that. She finally give me the green light call me over answer the door in some leggings and tank top.

I snatch them shyts off this bytch was COVERED with hair. Most of it shaved but usually chicks have grow hair in spots on their legs NO this chick was like a fukking werewolf. Hair down her back covering her WHOLE ASS front and back of thighs, all up her arms to her shoulders.

That shyt caught me so off guard I went soft immediately.

Like I said she was bad as fukk I just wasn't ready for how hairy she was gonna be. Never regained my composure either.:snoop:
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Was fukking this pregnant chick and she was doing some dirty talk to me with the :noah: face....

She was tryna freestyle some nasty shyt off the dome...and she said some shyt like "Gimme that cum nikka....cum in me, give my baby a twin.....cum in me, get that fetus pregnant, nikka......"


....Family, I was DONE after that :dahell:


She gon' lay to the side after I got up off of her, and she start cracking up like that shyt was funny. I looked at that bytch the whole time like

FE5T0Tm.jpg





Thing is.....the baby turned out to be a boy....... :dwillhuh:

Sir....

:dead: what the fukk
 
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