This chick i was fuxxing, out of nowhere she started yelling out "oh mother, oh my mother"
shyt had me
I don't remember where this chick was from, but her accent was kind of Slavic sounding. Maybe that's a thing down there
Oh my mother. I'ma have to use that one
reminds me of that one time I leaned in to give my homeboy and hug and whispered in his ear "I killed mufasa"
dude looked so offended and hurt lol
so he had too much African DNA for your taste?I guess on the female side of things, some dudes have mentally fukked me up after opening their mouth.
Dude was like 6'3, tall, dark skinned, nice teeth....but he sounded like Anderson Silva
View media item 8561Was fukking this pregnant chick and she was doing some dirty talk to me with theface....
She was tryna freestyle some nasty shyt off the dome...and she said some shyt like "Gimme that cum nikka....cum in me, give my baby a twin.....cum in me, get that fetus pregnant, nikka......"
....Family, I was DONE after that
She gon' lay to the side after I got up off of her, and she start cracking up like that shyt was funny. I looked at that bytch the whole time like
Thing is.....the baby turned out to be a boy.......
Was fukking this pregnant chick and she was doing some dirty talk to me with the
She was tryna freestyle some nasty shyt off the dome...and she said some shyt like "Gimme that cum nikka....cum in me, give my baby a twin.....cum in me, get that fetus pregnant, nikka......"
....Family, I was DONE after that
She gon' lay to the side after I got up off of her, and she start cracking up like that shyt was funny. I looked at that bytch the whole time like
Thing is.....the baby turned out to be a boy.......
Had this lil thick 9. Cute face. Thick hips ass all that. She finally give me the green light call me over answer the door in some leggings and tank top.
I snatch them shyts off this bytch was COVERED with hair. Most of it shaved but usually chicks have grow hair in spots on their legs NO this chick was like a fukking werewolf. Hair down her back covering her WHOLE ASS front and back of thighs, all up her arms to her shoulders.
That shyt caught me so off guard I went soft immediately.
Like I said she was bad as fukk I just wasn't ready for how hairy she was gonna be. Never regained my composure either.
so he had too much African DNA for your taste?
I thought he was joking at first
Had this lil thick 9. Cute face. Thick hips ass all that. She finally give me the green light call me over answer the door in some leggings and tank top.
I snatch them shyts off this bytch was COVERED with hair. Most of it shaved but usually chicks have grow hair in spots on their legs NO this chick was like a fukking werewolf. Hair down her back covering her WHOLE ASS front and back of thighs, all up her arms to her shoulders.
That shyt caught me so off guard I went soft immediately.
Like I said she was bad as fukk I just wasn't ready for how hairy she was gonna be. Never regained my composure either.
shut up, bytch
I think most guys who post in here will say they went soft from a bad smell.
& I bet some of them will try to question your man hood/masculinity for turning down vagina b/c of her poor "dirty talk" skills. lol
We'll see
I guess on the female side of things, some dudes have mentally fukked me up after opening their mouth.
Dude was like 6'3, tall, dark skinned, nice teeth....but he sounded like Anderson Silva
smelt like the River Thames, had to abort 
