Has a chick ever made you instantly go soft?

[mortuus est]

for me, it was wide puss

 

[Beedad]

Smashing this chick for the first time. Everytime I go to touch her titties, she would pull away like, "don't do that". I'm like, "what's wrong?". She says," I don't like my t*ts sucked because it's too weird like what a baby should be doing". I'm thinking, "whatever bytch, let me do me".
So I flip her to doggy and hit it from the back. With her face on the pillow, I have one hand is on her hip with the other on her shoulder. I slide the hand that was on her hip up her side to put both hands on her shoulders. My hand brushed against her tit and this chick wrapped her t*ts with the pillow that her face was on and said, "I DON'T like that, DON'T do that!" I stopped five strokes later and didn't want to finish because I was soft. She wanted to keep going, so she kept explaining why she didn't like it. I told her it was cool but I was done.

 

[The Mad Titan]

Smashing this chick for the first time. Everytime I go to touch her titties, she would pull away like, "don't do that". I'm like, "what's wrong?". She says," I don't like my t*ts sucked because it's too weird like what a baby should be doing". I'm thinking, "whatever bytch, let me do me".
So I flip her to doggy and hit it from the back. With her face on the pillow, I have one hand is on her hip with the other on her shoulder. I slide the hand that was on her hip up her side to put both hands on her shoulders. My hand brushed against her tit and this chick wrapped her t*ts with the pillow that her face was on and said, "I DON'T like that, DON'T do that!" I stopped five strokes later and didn't want to finish because I was soft. She wanted to keep going, so she kept explaining why she didn't like it. I told her it was cool but I was done.

I woulda straight walked out that joint.

 

[Dirty Mcdrawz]

Was fukking this pregnant chick and she was doing some dirty talk to me with the face....

She was tryna freestyle some nasty shyt off the dome...and she said some shyt like "Gimme that cum nikka....cum in me, give my baby a twin.....cum in me, get that fetus pregnant, nikka......"

....Family, I was DONE after that


She gon' lay to the side after I got up off of her, and she start cracking up like that shyt was funny. I looked at that bytch the whole time like

Thing is.....the baby turned out to be a boy.......

I probably would have busted out laughing at the bolded

 

[Address_Unknown]

Ain't never really went soft with a chick 'cause as the Guyanese saying goes "Once I prime up to slime up, I ain't stopping 'till my time up."

...but I did had to take my dikk and go home once with this chick that just kept farting all the god damned time. The first time it happened, I played the shyt off and laughed a bit and we cuddled. Then she got comfortable. Instead of having shyt slip, she'd rip one averaging like 5.8 farts a damn game after the night was concluded. Missionary farts, Cowgirl farts...couldn't take it, especially since I hate people farting around me with a passion so this shyt was hard to ignore after it went from accidental to intentional.

Spoiler

 

[Broad Street Bully]

This chick farted right in my face while i was eating the box...

She just said.. "Hehe scuse' me"

My shyt withered like dereck roses knee

Smh I woulda been like

"Welp :dontcare:

"

 

[Stuntone]

Had this lil thick 9. Cute face. Thick hips ass all that. She finally give me the green light call me over answer the door in some leggings and tank top.

I snatch them shyts off this bytch was COVERED with hair. Most of it shaved but usually chicks have grow hair in spots on their legs NO this chick was like a fukking werewolf. Hair down her back covering her WHOLE ASS front and back of thighs, all up her arms to her shoulders.

That shyt caught me so off guard I went soft immediately.

Like I said she was bad as fukk I just wasn't ready for how hairy she was gonna be. Never regained my composure either.

Sounds like my dream girl. I love hairy women

 

[iBrowse]

This chick farted right in my face while i was eating the box...

She just said.. "Hehe scuse' me"

My shyt withered like dereck roses knee

 

[Silkk]

That stank ass smell of burnt hair

 

[Marco Zen]

Sounds like my dream girl. I love hairy women

I don't mind hair on a woman. It doesn't turn me off.

Had I known or been prepared for the excessive amount of areas she was hairy I would've been ight. It was just such a surprise at that moment because I had never been with a woman that hairy all over. ...Like not just hairy around her p*ssy and ass crack HER WHOLE ASS around her hips and on up her back. ...I was just overwhelmed and couldn't play it off..

She was like ummm what you waiting for


I made up some shyt about my stomach hurting..


She was like ummm



Saw her at the club a few months after that in this lil sundress type outfit. That body

 

[Gold]

No fap will fix your soft issues


But before I joined no fap... yeah 2 things that ruined the mood for me.

Talking... smell.
Sex doesn't require communication
had this one chick riding me who kept saying "you like that? yeah I know you like that. yeah you like that shyt"
She wasn't even doing nothing, just sitting there, barely moving

So I was like "yeah, keep doing that shyt girl... (I wonder if I locked my door)"



The best thing about nofap is it doesn't matter if the girl you with is terrible in bed. You need minimal stimulation

 

[iBrowse]

had this one chick riding me who kept saying "you like that? yeah I know you like that. yeah you like that shyt"
She wasn't even doing nothing, just sitting there, barely moving

SMH

 

[iBrowse]

just hairy around her p*ssy and ass crack HER WHOLE ASS around her hips and on up her back. ...I was just overwhelmed and couldn't play it off..

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

snarted - sneeze + fart

wtf

 

[Quiet Magician]

Girl is sucking my dikk and then has the bright idea of yanking my balls. I scream and knee her in the forehead. We both on the ground in pain swearing and rolling around in the ground. Got my shyt and walked the fukk out.

Apparently she said her ex used to like her abusing his nuts.