Has a condom ever broken on you?

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More than 10 times.

Sometimes they pop and you know, sometimes your pipe rips through them and hopefully you realize before it's too late.
 

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all the time, but you have to keep going... do a football player stopped playing if he lose his shoe? you just have to be aware if it's not a woman u care about regardless if it's a phat ass, to pull out

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KENNY DA COOKER

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I swear that shyt is a myth... Mafukkas must be in egypt fukkin in some sandpaper p*ssy :mjlol:


Myth my azz...

It's the reason I DONT USE LIFESTYLE CONDOMS anymore..

They are cheap as fukk...in the early 2000s they use to give em away free at the Health Clinic before the Republican house start cutting budgets...

Had one break on me with this chick i met at this club during happy hour in statesboro Georgia...

God she was thick!!... beautiful smile :ohlawd:

I was like :merchant:

She was like :dwillhuh:

Cause I just busted m nut at the same time

And she wasnt shyt..shej ust dropped out of college after having twins

Wasn't working and just club hopping

Went to the dollar store immediately and got one of those pregnancy tests...

Came back negative...:gladbron:

But u know them tests ain't accurate for shyt :comeon:

But I bounced back to my home ...

Ain't seen her since

She never knew my name ...I stopped answering my phone
 

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Happened once. Her sh*t was kinda dry, but I just kept going for the nut. Busted, pulled out, and realized what happened.

This chick was some struggle faced hoodrat with a nice body, and was acting like everything was cool.

I had to give her a buck fitty to convince her to take the morning after pill, and the medical bill as well.

Chick was probably on the pill, and didn't say sh*t but oh well. Didn't want to take the risk.

Lol she might have finessed u out of 150 $ breh..

More than likely she was already on birth control

These hoes play the game so much they should wear Yankee Caps instead of weave bundles
 

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Myth my azz...

It's the reason I DONT USE LIFESTYLE CONDOMS anymore..

They are cheap as fukk...in the early 2000s they use to give em away free at the Health Clinic before the Republican house start cutting budgets...

Had one break on me with this chick i met at this club during happy hour in statesboro Georgia...

God she was thick!!... beautiful smile :ohlawd:

I was like :merchant:

She was like :dwillhuh:

Cause I just busted m nut at the same time

And she wasnt shyt..shej ust dropped out of college after having twins

Wasn't working and just club hopping

Went to the dollar store immediately and got one of those pregnancy tests...

Came back negative...:gladbron:

But u know them tests ain't accurate for shyt :comeon:


But I bounced back to my home ...

Ain't seen her since

She never knew my name ...I stopped answering my phone
:dwillhuh: uhhhhhh


:mjlol:
 

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No it's not
You ain't gettin ass like that playa,just admit it

Yeah ok :comeon:

I fukked plenty bytches and never had one pop... Y'all just using some shytty condoms or fukking some dry ass bytches that ain't into the sex :sas2:
 

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Tried to squeeze into a magnum instead of my usual XL. shyt popped and it was heavenly:ohlawd: Got in a few glorious strokes before I pulled out. On another occassion I tried to purposefully break one but I couldn't.
 

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Myth my azz...

It's the reason I DONT USE LIFESTYLE CONDOMS anymore..

They are cheap as fukk...in the early 2000s they use to give em away free at the Health Clinic before the Republican house start cutting budgets...

Had one break on me with this chick i met at this club during happy hour in statesboro Georgia...

God she was thick!!... beautiful smile :ohlawd:

I was like :merchant:

She was like :dwillhuh:

Cause I just busted m nut at the same time

And she wasnt shyt..shej ust dropped out of college after having twins

Wasn't working and just club hopping

Went to the dollar store immediately and got one of those pregnancy tests...

Came back negative...:gladbron:

But u know them tests ain't accurate for shyt :comeon:


But I bounced back to my home ...

Ain't seen her since

She never knew my name ...I stopped answering my phone

There’s no way you can detect a pregnancy right after busting in a chick my nikka lol.





Anyways, Ive had a jimmy rip actually within this month. I was tryna force a nut after a round or 2 and startin smashin from da back, shyt started feelin real good and busted. Took my dikk out and saw my shyt ripped the condom head open.

We split the $50 for a plan b pill 30 mins later :blessed:
 
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