Has a condom ever broken on you?

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Myth my azz...

It's the reason I DONT USE LIFESTYLE CONDOMS anymore..

They are cheap as fukk...in the early 2000s they use to give em away free at the Health Clinic before the Republican house start cutting budgets...

Had one break on me with this chick i met at this club during happy hour in statesboro Georgia...

God she was thick!!... beautiful smile :ohlawd:

I was like :merchant:

She was like :dwillhuh:

Cause I just busted m nut at the same time

And she wasnt shyt..shej ust dropped out of college after having twins

Wasn't working and just club hopping

Went to the dollar store immediately and got one of those pregnancy tests...

Came back negative...:gladbron:

But u know them tests ain't accurate for shyt :comeon:

But I bounced back to my home ...

Ain't seen her since

She never knew my name ...I stopped answering my phone

On everything I feel like 1/2 lifestyle condoms are duds. They make up the majority of my broken condoms and I barely use anything outside of trojan.
There’s no way you can detect a pregnancy right after busting in a chick my nikka lol.





Anyways, Ive had a jimmy rip actually within this month. I was tryna force a nut after a round or 2 and startin smashin from da back, shyt started feelin real good and busted. Took my dikk out and saw my shyt ripped the condom head open.

We split the $50 for a plan b pill 30 mins later :blessed:
Very good plan. +rep

When you go for round two you never know how much nut residue is still on your pipe. That alone can get her pregnant even if you pull out. NEVER go raw for round 2+ unless she sucking the nut straight out of you and swallowing
 

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I thought so too until I started to get it on the regular and brakes happened so much that I constantly made sure it was on.
 

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More than 10 times.

Sometimes they pop and you know, sometimes your pipe rips through them and hopefully you realize before it's too late.


sounds like you need smaller condoms breh

try finger condoms and work your way down
 

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sounds like you need smaller condoms breh

try finger condoms and work your way down
I'm glad you tested this advice own your own already but I'm good bro, thanks.

It's sunday and you discussing my dikk before you brush your teeth. I hope you use your finger condoms and prevent the spread of whatever genes that caused you to be such a fakkit.
 

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I'm glad you tested this advice own your own already but I'm good bro, thanks.
It's sunday and you discussing my dikk before you brush your teeth. Let's hope your finger condoms protect women from you spreading your fakkit gene:blessed:

imagine being a weirdo stan account dedicated to a rapper past his prime and pretending to fukk women

real fukk shyt :huhldup:

anyway hope that finger condom tip works one day when you finally get sick of virginity and pay scrounge together months of minimum wage for that hooker :salute:
 

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I thought so too until I started to get it on the regular and brakes happened so much that I constantly made sure it was on.

condoms are so tight i dont know how y'all don't notice when they break.

couple times :manny: I aint bust yet so it didnt matter to me :manny:

i never nut in women even with condoms on... shyt gives me nightmares

long term relationship raw nuts when they're on the pill tho :blessed:
 

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imagine being a weirdo stan account dedicated to a rapper past his prime and pretending to fukk women

real fukk shyt :huhldup:

anyway hope that finger condom tip works one day when you finally get sick of virginity and pay scrounge together months of minimum wage for that hooker :salute:
:therethere:Nice imagination fella.


Not surprised how inaccurate you are when discussing anything outside of having a small dikk. Shoulda stayed in your element
 
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