Has a gay dude hit on you?

[Tenchi Ryu]

Hell yea, from a damn KFC drive thru nikka of all people.

shyt was uncomfortable as fukk, and was praying this nikka would just give me my food so I could pull off fast as fukk.

My lil bro, who was in the car the ENTIRE time, clowned the fukk outta me the entire drive home

 

[Da King]

Straight men hit on lesbians all the time.


People who you are not attracted to/have no preference for will find you attractive and hit on you. It may make you uncomfortable or you can move on.

I remember this bad looking bird in college, found out she was lesbian, really had a nikka

 

[mortuus est]

when a gay breh randomly says to you "its about adam n eve not adam n steve"



why even say that, i dont even...

 

[Collateral]

Yeah All the time

 

[Aphrodite]

I remember this bad looking bird in college, found out she was lesbian, really had a nikka

You usually don't know until you give it a shot.

A lot of times you can't just read everything about a person upon first glance/or impression. You don't know what their sexuality is or if they are trans or cis now. So you're gonna be approaching people who don't align with your preferences completely or they will approach you.

That's how life works. lol

 

[shynewhatts]

Knew a few white kids who were alcoholics and would go to gay clubs to score free drinks mfers said they were getting beers and shots but im sure it was fruity drinks with umbrellas in the glass.

A gay dude was the manager at the foot locker hated going there to get new kicks hed be tryna put ur shoes on all that. Honestly as long as ur not overly gay like assless chaps and throwing up rainows im cool with em its like race u know nobody asked to be born that way hating on a brother or sister because they prefer their own thats cool keep it in ur own backyard dont be overly homo with it im not bias .

Only an ugly person wouldnt get hit on by the same sex atleast once

*no homo*

 

[Kyle C. Barker]

Yeah quite a few times in life. Actually have some pretty embarrassing stories. The worst thing about gay dudes is that they're still men which means some of them will be aggressive as fukk. Like asking you to strip, send shirtless pics, and one even tried to kiss me.


Gay dudes that say I'm good looking and KIM I have no problem with.

 

[Banned Account12]

All the time on social media

Thats why I have no respect for fakkits or trannies...you try to let them live and respect their lifestyle but they always cross that line

I wish I could wake up to news that all fakkits n trannies were erased from Life
fukk em all and let em die

 

[Kenyan West]

Seinfeld said it best -- If you're thin, single and neat you gonna get gay dudes hitting on you. It's inevitable. Especially if you're articulate too. Been hit on a couple times when I was younger, mostly from cacs. Never blatant though, but it's hard to explain.. it's just a certain energy these fakkits give off when they engage you in bullshyt fluff conversation. Always happened in bars that are majority white (irish pubs, craft beer spots, etc), coming up, talkin dumb shyt, then out the blue it's like "so.. you live around here." Just real fakkit shyt. Thankfully, it stopped happening as I started getting older.

 

[Piff Perkins]

I was at Taco Bell last month and the cashier was a black guy with glitter on his eyelids and brows. I ordered a couple things (cheesy bean/rice burrito, spicy potato taco, and a Doritos taco) and he was like damn you don't eat a lot? I was like uhhh well today is my cheat day and this seems like a lot to me. He then said "you work out? I can tell, mmm."


I was like uhhh yea and then pretended like I got a phone call.

The weirdest was when I was on a business trip. I stayed at a hotel for a couple nights and the front desk guy was obviously gay, quite buff, and clearly thought I was gay. I was just chatting with him while checking in, nothing out the ordinary. He asked if I was going out that night and I said nah I have work in the morning. He then said "so you not even gonna go out to eat? There are some nice places around here. If you want..." I kinda cut him off and said nah I'll order out. There was a hot milf in line behind me and I didn't want her to think I was playing for the other team.


Checked into my room around 7pm. At 10 the hotel room phone rang. I picked it up and it was the front desk guy. He asked if I was satisfied with the room. I said yea it's cool. Then he asked if I needed anything else. I got the impression he was hoping I'd tell him to come to my room later that night lmao. I said nah but thanks...

 

[mortuus est]

Like asking you to strip, send shirtless pics, and one even tried to kiss me.

become a victim brehs

 

[Kyle C. Barker]

become a victim brehs

These requests were made by three different guys

Told y'all that shyt was embarrassing

 

[Black Nate Grey]

Not explicitly but I've been stared at multiple timesIt wasn't even the length of time too it was the fashion they were staring.

I hate when people stare at me lol

 

[Fillerguy]

Used to when I would go bar hopping. The last time it happened some dude came up and took a sip of my drink while I was sitting at the bar looking away

"Oh so you like em sweet"


I understood how women felt and just bounced on my group.

I only drink sour liquor in public now

 

[Neil Tyson]

I was talking to this pawg at this bar in Cuba, just randomly this british cac that met hours before just took my hand and kissed it.

Was pretty much the expression of most people at the bar. The girl excused herself

I asked him what the fukk. And he was like you have nice, soft hands.

Anyway the gay dude that was with us, took the british cac somewhere. I don't want to know where. I found the chick, smashed her on the beach went back to her hotel room and spent the night with her.

Then the "our" gay dude came in the room. He was gonna lie down behind me and I was like nah. Sleep on her side of the bed. I trust him and he's that dude but I ain't with that close proximity.