Has A Woman Ever Done Something In Bed or Public That Made You Look At Them And Think

[Blackking]

i did too when i was younger, now it just comes off as weird and retarded. like, come on, chick. i get you think that turns all men on, but stop it. no homo but imagine if the genders reversed, and guys were stroking themselves before sex, looking in their girls eyes on some then all of a sudden, they take the palm of their hands and start licking em like i'm willing to bet most women would be like :tf: well thats how i feel about it

most men don't want anything to do w a penis with their mouth, even their own, so ur right....



But I like that act w smuts and slores... I'd do whatever w some rat bytch...

if my wify did some shyt like that , I'd probably think, "you nasty bytch"

 

[SirShaktus]

Two stories...

Knew a freshman PAWG that was the typical 'wide eyed freshman with newfound freedom' stereotype...
She pretty much smashed all of the male (and some of the female) athletes that were into her crazy ass.
One night she's 'white girl wasted' and comes up to my room... Her big toe is pouring out blood...
I go ' Yo, wtf?!?! Are you allright?!?'
And she goes 'Yyyyyeah, I'm GREAT. I ran into a wall and my toenail popped off. Sooooo... Can I come in ?'
I said no, closed the door in her face, and made her clean up the pool of dried blood in front of my door when she sobered up.



Second story...

My homeboy starting messing with a white girl for about a week who told him he was into the rough stuff (ass slapping, hair pulling)... He should've been suspicious from the jump, her being a tiny ass white girl and him being a 6'6" black dude from Texas covered in tattoos... but anyway...
One night, she ask him to choke her while he was smashing her. like to the point she turned blue. He asked why and her she said:
"I cum sooooooo much harder when a big black guy chokes me hard as hell while we're fukking."
My homeboy said hell no, finished up and left.

I see her crazy ass on Facebook hugged up with some white boy loser.
They'll be married in the summer.

It's , , and all at the same damn time.

 

[Crakface]

Surprised this blond i was smashing in the middle of the night *she gave me the keys to her apartment* for some late night dikk. I walk to her room and this bytch in the bed, under the covers with her big ass pitbull, snuggling n shyt. I was like. wtf is that dog doing in the bed. Shes like i can change the sheets. Im like you stratlin the dog like a person and your p*ssy probably smell like woof woof right now. She tell the dog to get out the bed and this animal starts growling. I just went home.

 

[neph27]

most hilarious thread in a minute

 

[AkaDemiK]

Sounds fishy

She bear hugged me

ionno why...but these two posts got me fukkin crying

 

[A.V.]

Surprised this blond i was smashing in the middle of the night *she gave me the keys to her apartment* for some late night dikk. I walk to her room and this bytch in the bed, under the covers with her big ass pitbull, snuggling n shyt. I was like. wtf is that dog doing in the bed. Shes like i can change the sheets. Im like you stratlin the dog like a person and your p*ssy probably smell like woof woof right now. She tell the dog to get out the bed and this animal starts growling. I just went home.