Has A Woman Ever Done Something In Bed or Public That Made You Look At Them And Think

[DPresidential]

Went to dinner and this broad ate the middle of the bread and put it on her wrist while we ate dinner laughin like

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I legit envisioned the whole post...

Then paused...

Then burst out fukking laughing.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Recently a bytch that I had only smashed once, like last year...tried to play it off like it only happened cuz she was drunk since a bunch of her friends found out about it (they were all in the crib while I was smashin) and it was a 1 night stand..This was last spring. And I ain't gonna front, I never showed it...but ya boy was type salty, cuz I somewhat wanted to bag shorty on some main bytch shyt, if not just have her in my starting lineup...


So a couple weeks ago she hits me up to chill, and initially I was bout to relegate her back to the bushes, but it was dry that night so I came through...she wit a nikka right now, but they supposedly going through some shyt or whatever....bytch gave me a 30 minute spiel on how they together but she "doesn't feel" like they together, etc etc, and a bunch of "I don't wanna shyt on my man but....."

Five mins later I was in them guts. All night. I made sure that bytch walls was tore out the frame, couldn't even handle the dikk but as I sat back on the ride home listenin to Banks, I realized that this bytch must've really felt like she had to rationalize the cheating not only in her mind, but to my face as well...like I wasn't just hittin her wit the the whole time she was talking, before I smashed...ended up smashin 3 or 4 times the rest of that week, and the week after...bytch ignoring the nikka calls while I'm over & the whole 9. The more comfortable she get wit my dikk, the more info she givin up about dude, without me even asking...and I'm just like


These hoes ain't loyal

I done played Jody a LOT of the time, especially in my formative years, but the shyt was just subtle reaffirmation to watch who u take serious out chea...Literally like the day after the last time I smashed, she post a fb status talking about how in love wit her man she is...and I'm just back in the cut like

Glad it ain't MY soul tho

Always beware of a woman whos to boastful about her love, friend.

 

[Tommy Knocks]

These hoes ain't loyal

No, no they aint.

Your story reminded me of this big booty taiwanese chick I was fukking with. (The TC crew know this story because Id had her over while I was chatting online with them, they could hear her ass in the background, the night we were naked on the couch which u will read about shortly) I knew her through her dude, which was some indian cat, I'd see them at this bar I would frequent, indian dude was cool. Him and ol girl were always together, and they both knew I was a gamer, always kissing random broads, taking chicks home etc. She knew what I was about.

Anyways, so dude finished medical school and heads back to india. Next weekend I hit up the spot, and she's there alone. she starts telling me that they're still together and they're going to figure it out (shes 38, and he's 23 and lives in india LOL). im lookin like :mjlolz: this was at like 11 by 1am, and a few shots later, this one paag comes by and starts flirting, I notice ol girl get a bit territorial and says something in chinese to the effects of

At this point I'm like :nomj: cause I know this broad didn't just unhook some bait off my hook, and think I was gonna be cool with that, So 20 min later I'm like......."Lets go" and this broad came. I jump in the taxi, shes drunk, I'm drunk, soon as we get home, we start getting down to business, she talkin about "this shouldnt happen" Im like yea whatever, while shes taking off her clothes, we ended up smashing, then around 5, I decide I wanna smash again, and by now we're sober, anyways she was into it, rode, doggie, now shes on top, but then out of no where. she's like "what have I done?" and she dismounts, grabs her clothes and breaks out of my house. I didn't say a word the whole time I was just looking at her like , then the door closed and I was like and went back to sleep.


I never called her, she didnt call me. 2 weeks later I get a call, she comes over, this time no resistance, just started fukking, she was over my house the entire weekend, but here's where shyt gets foul and Im like oh this is some fukked up shyt. I guess dude in India calls at a specific time every day, well, this stupid ass fukking broad jumps on skype and is having a full blown conversation with him while we're both naked on my couch after i was just in them guts, I'm sitting there like Im palming that booty, and this nikka has no idea Im right here with his girl ass naked just got through diggin her out, he on speaker phone simpin, and here's the more fukked up part, they end the convo with "I love you" , then turns to me, grabs my phone out my hand, and mounts. I was done with her after that tho, mostly because the morning after she was talking about "nut inside me" yet when I asked if she had BC she said no. **red alert** That was the end of that..

I think they're still together.

 

[Morose Polymath]

Went to dinner and this broad ate the middle of the bread and put it on her wrist while we ate dinner laughin like

@Mr. Somebody told this same story last year.

Tighten your alias game up slime....

 

[Steve Piffler]

I know LOOL

one chick was riding me like I loooove you tell me you love me

I'm just like ................

Her: tell me you love me

me: huh?

her: tell me you love me

me: um ....

::gets closer to orgasm:: her: tell me you love me

I'm just thinking ... I'm not telling this bytch shyt

her: tell me you love me

tell me you love me

tell me you love me

telll me you love me x10


me:siiighhh (it's too late to get this bytch off me).... I love you?

 

[Crakface]

My friend invites 2 chicks to the spot for a threesome. My girl is there in my room. This nigro asks me to play wingman im like bruh u got two hies why do u need me. He says hes not sure if the other one is fly so he asked me to occupy her if she was ugly.

Tthe women get there and both are fine. The friend though. she was out of her fukkin mind. We order a pizza. The pizza arries and this bytch says.

Can i get some sperm on my slice. I looked at my boy like youre on your own bruh. I cant handle this whore

 

[Crakface]

@Mr. Somebody told this same story last year.

Tighten your alias game up slime....

@Mr. Somebody you share thst girl.

 

[A.V.]

she's crying and I'm smashing

That last line had me WEAKKKKKK

No, no they aint.

Your story reminded me of this big booty taiwanese chick I was fukking with. (The TC crew know this story because Id had her over while I was chatting online with them, they could hear her ass in the background, the night we were naked on the couch which u will read about shortly) I knew her through her dude, which was some indian cat, I'd see them at this bar I would frequent, indian dude was cool. Him and ol girl were always together, and they both knew I was a gamer, always kissing random broads, taking chicks home etc. She knew what I was about.

Anyways, so dude finished medical school and heads back to india. Next weekend I hit up the spot, and she's there alone. she starts telling me that they're still together and they're going to figure it out (shes 38, and he's 23 and lives in india LOL). im lookin like :mjlolz: this was at like 11 by 1am, and a few shots later, this one paag comes by and starts flirting, I notice ol girl get a bit territorial and says something in chinese to the effects of

At this point I'm like :nomj: cause I know this broad didn't just unhook some bait off my hook, and think I was gonna be cool with that, So 20 min later I'm like......."Lets go" and this broad came. I jump in the taxi, shes drunk, I'm drunk, soon as we get home, we start getting down to business, she talkin about "this shouldnt happen" Im like yea whatever, while shes taking off her clothes, we ended up smashing, then around 5, I decide I wanna smash again, and by now we're sober, anyways she was into it, rode, doggie, now shes on top, but then out of no where. she's like "what have I done?" and she dismounts, grabs her clothes and breaks out of my house. I didn't say a word the whole time I was just looking at her like , then the door closed and I was like and went back to sleep.


I never called her, she didnt call me. 2 weeks later I get a call, she comes over, this time no resistance, just started fukking, she was over my house the entire weekend, but here's where shyt gets foul and Im like oh this is some fukked up shyt. I guess dude in India calls at a specific time every day, well, this stupid ass fukking broad jumps on skype and is having a full blown conversation with him while we're both naked on my couch after i was just in them guts, I'm sitting there like Im palming that booty, and this nikka has no idea Im right here with his girl ass naked just got through diggin her out, he on speaker phone simpin, and here's the more fukked up part, they end the convo with "I love you" , then turns to me, grabs my phone out my hand, and mounts. I was done with her after that tho, mostly because the morning after she was talking about "nut inside me" yet when I asked if she had BC she said no. **red alert** That was the end of that..

I think they're still together.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

@Mr. Somebody you share thst girl.

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

met some girl on the internet

spoke to her on and off for 2 weeks

smashed it while her roommate pretended to sleep


she told me she loved me while I was thrusting

I was like oh.....um... wow :keeps going:

I don't say it back... she starts crying

told her I'm sorry I don't feel the same way..she's crying... I stop

she tells me to keep going LOLOLOL

she's crying and I'm smashing

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Thats when you see the darkness in their soul. bytch turns into an animal. I denied a fat girl some dikk and she laid on top of me with her fat arms wrapped around my body while my arms were against my sides and her legs wrapped under my thighs talkin bout i wasnt goin nowhere.

It took me a minute to get up still.

Sounds fishy

 

[The_King_of_Everything]

Once I saw this woman throw herself in the floor and start crying b/c she couldn't get her hair done at this salon.

 

[Crakface]

Sounds fishy

She bear hugged me

 

[Blackking]

women who finger themselves then lick their fingers; like purposely tasting their own juices

i like this shyt

 

[marcuz]

i like this shyt

i did too when i was younger, now it just comes off as weird and retarded. like, come on, chick. i get you think that turns all men on, but stop it. no homo but imagine if the genders reversed, and guys were stroking themselves before sex, looking in their girls eyes on some then all of a sudden, they take the palm of their hands and start licking em like i'm willing to bet most women would be like :tf: well thats how i feel about it