don't know how i missed this but potty girl did that to me one night too...only difference was i was behind her on the bed and she was on the side facing a wall and as i started slipping hands down pajamas and pulling shyt down she just laid there and i could see from the side of her face that she was just staring at the wall with the most flat affect ever...like she was comatose...i pulled them shyts back up and went to sleepLong Beach broad invites me over to her spot. Im in her spot and shes trying to impress me with her knowledge on conspiracy theories. Im like ok whatever. I start makin my move rubbin on her thighs.
Shes lookin like this still lookin at the tv
I unbutton her pants and shes lookin like this.
Watchin the tv
I put my hand down her pants and start getting on that earlobe, shes lookin like this.
Watchin the tv.
I took my hands out her pants, zipped them back up. She was lookin like this
Watchin the tv.
I Left! 2 weeks later she tried to lure me to a motel at 11 o clock at night to try to have me robbed i think.
Has A Woman Ever Done Something In Bed or Public That Made You Look At Them And Think
- Thread starter Crakface
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did you sniff your thumb?one time i had a one night stand. i met this broad at the club, we were vibin, etc. etc. We head back the crib , drunk AF, we start fukkin, im hittin her shyt from the bike.
Im beatin it like a sav, she says, "pull my hair" I start pullin her hair. Then she says, "put your thumb in my azz"I put my thumb in her azz.
Then this bytch outta nowhere says, "fukk me like a runaway foster kid"
Im stop likebytch what went on in your life?
But i kept on beatin tho
My friend invited some boogers from south l.a to the crib. I thought it was just one for him but there were 2 chicks. The one for me was not to my liking. Anyway this chixk comes to where im at and has a paper bag in her hand. She hands me the bag. I look in the bag and theres a prophylactic inside. Shes lookin at me like 
i wasnt feelin it and asked her if she wanted to smoke weed instead. Of course she did so i got her blazed and talked about her life as a grocery store bagger 
i wasnt feelin it and asked her if she wanted to smoke weed instead. Of course she did so i got her blazed and talked about her life as a grocery store bagger 
Tommy Knocks
retired
this has happened to me. exact same detail. it was like she froze up, I was thinking about continuing because she didnt say no, but nah.
in the morning she seemed kinda sour about it, and murmured something to the effect of 'what happened', and I said something like, you didn't engage, and it started feeling rapey. and her saying something stupid like you should have just 'taken' it. I guess some girls like to be 'taken', but thats just not my style, dealing with so many heauxs and thots, I sorta like the girl that pounces me soon as you barely touch an ear, themz my kinda women lol. these awkward shy comatose females need to sort it out.
Diondon
Thanks to the lawyers uh, I marbled the foyer
Caught a chick smelling my pillow. We aint even smash yet.
USSInsiders
Banned
She was so pretty i just sat there lookin at her like
I was on a PDR campaign. PLAY DAT ROLE!
First time we had sex, i put my arm under one of her legs and put her knee up toward her shoulder to get into digging position. I put it in and start stroking,
She starts CRYING!
Now, THATS when i was like.
This bytch is out of her mind.
Later i found out she had been with 15 men so i think she was crying because she had been celibate for a while and may have been dissapointed with the D that broke her celibacy
multies
Ricky Church
Stole Timberlake's Spaceship-Coupe
met this one bytch on Myspace when it was poppin' back in the day.
and within 2 days of talking to her on the phone before we officially met, she told me she loved me...
had me quiet as hell on the phone with that awkward silence, I said "...aight then..." and chuckled nervously then hung up.
smashed a few times then told her I met someone new and it wasn't gonna work out.
and within 2 days of talking to her on the phone before we officially met, she told me she loved me...
had me quiet as hell on the phone with that awkward silence, I said "...aight then..." and chuckled nervously then hung up.
smashed a few times then told her I met someone new and it wasn't gonna work out.
word...as much as i like the concept of taking my girl i'm not playing russian roulette with coming off rapey
i'd rather have her scold me for not being aggressive enough as opposed to being too aggressive
sanityovar8ted
OG Moma Coli....dat bytch Thowd!!!
its better than u waking up and she meanmugging u
Typical Simp
Chivalry is alive!
No but I always do things to blow their mind because that is the kind of gentleman I am.
Ricky Church
Stole Timberlake's Spaceship-Coupe
I swear this drunk, sloppy bytch did the same to me at a club one time. came over like "hey, you're cute, you wanna buy me a drink?"All the time
sitting at the bar and i be like
Hey Bartender : Henny and OJ
some chick out the blue
Hey Bartender : Same thing he is having
chick look at me so u got me cover honey
and i be like
I looked at my homie then back at her, then we both started laughing at her. she got mad and walked away.
how does @Mr. Somebody feel about this? 
Mr. Somebody
Friend Of A Friend
I remember my mothers friends friend took me out with her and some friends to the grocery store. She took me by Lenscrafters to tighten my glasses. While in there the technician breaks the ear off my glasses. I told her about it and she goes into the Lenscrafters causing a storm, going off on everyone saying they need to pay for my glasses.
The tech tells her, *well i told him that he can go get it sautered back on*. Sautered means basically welding it to the frame, but that means the ear will never fold again. It will just be stuck sticking outward. The lady says *O, i see* then she tells me to come on and we go to the car
I get in the back seat and she gets behind the wheel. The doors close. Then she turns around to me very sharply and says.........................
YOU MADE ME LOOK LIKE A F'ING FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I sat there like
and didnt say a word but she was clearly out of her mind.
Its so demonic, friends.
The tech tells her, *well i told him that he can go get it sautered back on*. Sautered means basically welding it to the frame, but that means the ear will never fold again. It will just be stuck sticking outward. The lady says *O, i see* then she tells me to come on and we go to the car
I get in the back seat and she gets behind the wheel. The doors close. Then she turns around to me very sharply and says.........................
YOU MADE ME LOOK LIKE A F'ING FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I sat there like
and didnt say a word but she was clearly out of her mind. Its so demonic, friends.
All the time
sitting at the bar and i be like
Hey Bartender : Henny and OJ
some chick out the blue
Hey Bartender : Same thing he is having
chick look at me so u got me cover honey
and i be like
