Has A Woman Ever Done Something In Bed or Public That Made You Look At Them And Think

[ahomeplateslugger]

one time i had a one night stand. i met this broad at the club, we were vibin, etc. etc. We head back the crib , drunk AF, we start fukkin, im hittin her shyt from the bike.

Im beatin it like a sav, she says, "pull my hair" I start pullin her hair. Then she says, "put your thumb in my azz" I put my thumb in her azz.

Then this bytch outta nowhere says, "fukk me like a runaway foster kid"

Im stop like bytch what went on in your life?

But i kept on beatin tho

i dated a chick that told me that one day. i was smashing it from the back and she said, dont be shy you can put your finger in my butt. now that was the first time ive ever heard that and i dont do none of that anal stuff so i just looked at her like i slapped that ass so hard that it left a print of my hand and just told her to keep that head down and ass up while pounding it.

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

Probably the time when a friend of mine had been talking about messing around and I went to her house.

We're watching the hobbit, then we started to cuddle and she passed out

I end up falling asleep too, but woke up a few hours later. We started kissing, she takes off her leggings and then I took off my sweats, so she gets on top of me and the next thing I hear is: "nooooo, I can't do this". So she gets off of me and puts her back to me as if I'm about to cuddle her. I go to kiss her neck and she says "you should stop"

I just got up and left right then and there.

You really don waste my time like that tbh.

 

[Crakface]

Long Beach broad invites me over to her spot. Im in her spot and shes trying to impress me with her knowledge on conspiracy theories. Im like ok whatever. I start makin my move rubbin on her thighs.

Shes lookin like this still lookin at the tv

I unbutton her pants and shes lookin like this.

Watchin the tv

I put my hand down her pants and start getting on that earlobe, shes lookin like this.

Watchin the tv.

I took my hands out her pants, zipped them back up. She was lookin like this

Watchin the tv.

I Left! 2 weeks later she tried to lure me to a motel at 11 o clock at night to try to have me robbed i think.

 

[andre patton]

Then this bytch outta nowhere says, "fukk me like a runaway foster kid"

i woulda had to ask for some clarification.

does she want me to fukk her like i would fukk a runaway foster kid....or does she want me to fukk her the same way a runaway foster kid would fukk her?

I suppose either way is

 

[Steve Piffler]

Went to dinner and this broad ate the middle of the bread and put it on her wrist while we ate dinner laughin like

I bet you were sitting across the table like

 

[Broad Street Bully]

How about a woman licking globs of nut off her fingers like BBQ sauce lookin at you like

Took all my power to not close my eyes like

 

[Steve Piffler]

one time i had a one night stand. i met this broad at the club, we were vibin, etc. etc. We head back the crib , drunk AF, we start fukkin, im hittin her shyt from the bike.

Im beatin it like a sav, she says, "pull my hair" I start pullin her hair. Then she says, "put your thumb in my azz" I put my thumb in her azz.

Then this bytch outta nowhere says, "fukk me like a runaway foster kid"

Im stop like bytch what went on in your life?

But i kept on beatin tho

 

[Tommy Knocks]

Depends. Sexually? nah. Altho Im kind of a freak. But even then, for whatever reason, I command respect pretty early with people.

But audacity wise?

Man this one chicago chick (we were in the chi for a family reunion) tried to get me and my cousin trapped when I was 22. I didn't even know her, my cousin's friend went to work gave me his car, hooked us up with her via text message, we went to link up with her at a gas station, but she didnt know I was already in the gas station grabbing a slurpee while scoping look out, only to see her and some goons show up, her and her homegirl in one car, and another car with like 4 goons. I go outside, chatted her up ( 4 goons were in their car lookin like ), she told us to follow her, but I noticed that while we were behind her, the goons were behind us. needless to say when she bent right into her complex, I continued straight like sike nikka, goons bent right into the complex. My cousin, who is like 7 years older than me, was completely oblivious to all this. He looks like 50 but african and just doesnt understand how shyt works out here, ESP chicago, and us being out of towners. He was looking at me like , I think the goons were lookin like

while I was like

I saved our asses that day.

 

[Mr swag]

All the time

sitting at the bar and i be like

Hey Bartender : Henny and OJ

some chick out the blue

Hey Bartender : Same thing he is having

chick look at me so u got me cover honey

and i be like

Some bytch tired pulling that on me. I got my drink and walked off giving her a dirty look. Must work for her all the time

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

This bytch is out of her mind

I remember this chick was suckin my balls and went for the taint. We had just come back from walkin the beach for hours and i had sour butt, but she went down there anyway. I kinda guided her face back up because i didnt want her to smell that wamp wamp but she had already dug deep. She came up and tried to kiss me lookin wild eyed and nasty and her face smelled like doogin. I turned my face to the side like and thought.

This bytch is out of her mind.

Oh yuck

 

[ThugLife]

one time i had a one night stand. i met this broad at the club, we were vibin, etc. etc. We head back the crib , drunk AF, we start fukkin, im hittin her shyt from the bike.

 

[Crakface]

I bet you were sitting across the table like

She was so pretty i just sat there lookin at her like

I was on a PDR campaign. PLAY DAT ROLE!

First time we had sex, i put my arm under one of her legs and put her knee up toward her shoulder to get into digging position. I put it in and start stroking,

She starts CRYING!

Now, THATS when i was like.

This bytch is out of her mind.

Later i found out she had been with 15 men so i think she was crying because she had been celibate for a while and may have been dissapointed with the D that broke her celibacy

 

[Steve Piffler]

She was so pretty i just sat there lookin at her like

I was on a PDR campaign. PLAY DAT ROLE!

First time we had sex, i put my arm under one of her legs and put her knee up toward her shoulder to get into digging position. I put it in and start stroking,

She starts CRYING!

Now, THATS when i was like.

This bytch is out of her mind.

yo, you fukked with some bugged out chicks breh...

 

[Crakface]

yo, you fukked with some bugged out chicks breh...

Thats the only kind of women that like me

 

[iBrowse]

i was a junior at rutgers and was messing with this chick i met in my stats class the year before...the year just started and had to stay in a temporary living arraignment with some roommates due to an enrollment surplus...anyway she spends the night with me and the next morning in the common area, (its the male floor of the dorm) she asks in front of my roommates/friends "where is the potty? i need to go potty" all three of us just stood there with the face in trying to comprehend where this girl's vernacular came from and the audacity of here to blatantly just say shyt like that...then she comes back asking if we have any toilet paper...i dropped her fast and K.I.M.


them nikkas never stopped clowning me about her...