Has anyone done the popcorn trick on a movie date?

[Bryan Danielson]

Look at this virgin

Oh you defending him?

Cuz that discussion had NOTHING to do with you?

Nevermind….. my initial question was answered and I don’t wanna know nothing about else

 

[Dem313wayz]

Ummmmm

Ok I’m sorry…. I have to ask

But what was YOU sucking breh?

Damn yo, breast. Nice big breast from this thick ass trini chick i met the night before at my cousins high school senior party

 

[Manolo]

Nah but I used to fukk girls in the movies back in high school. From like 14-15 years old

We’d go to this theater that had a mezzanine in the back with only two seats that overlooked the theater and all the rest of the seats. I used to buy us tickets to one flick and go to like 3 others ones after since no one checked tickets once you got past admission.

I was fukkin these girls in back to back theaters. shyt felt like a marathon. I’d just have them give me head and ride me in the seat. I used to look real innocent as a kid like that little kid in Soul Food so no one suspected a thing.

I remember once I busted all over this navy Polo I had on and had to walk thru the mall with nut stains on the bottom of my shirt like a bozo. But those were the days

 

[Savvir]

the fukk you need popcorn for?

everytime I got a handjob or head in a movie theatre I just told them what I wanted and they did it...



sneaking your dikk in a tub of popcorn looks like textbook sexual assault

 

[Doobie Doo]

Nikkas paying twenty dollars for a small tub of popcorn just to cut a hole in it

 

[Geek Nasty]

that sounds like a sexual assault...

How, shes grabbing your dikk?

 

[FeverPitch2]

Nah but I used to fukk girls in the movies back in high school. From like 14-15 years old

We’d go to this theater that had a mezzanine in the back with only two seats that overlooked the theater and all the rest of the seats. I used to buy us tickets to one flick and go to like 3 others ones after since no one checked tickets once you got past admission.

I was fukkin these girls in back to back theaters. shyt felt like a marathon. I’d just have them give me head and ride me in the seat. I used to look real innocent as a kid like that little kid in Soul Food so no one suspected a thing.

I remember once I busted all over this navy Polo I had on and had to walk thru the mall with nut stains on the bottom of my shirt like a bozo. But those were the days

Breh Lewinsky'd himself.
But you was slammin ass so

 

[FeverPitch2]

No one has ever done the popcorn trick.

 

[AQz]

never did that. I did get head in a theatre though and it was packed. It was winter and the jackets helped. I was a teen

 

[Dem313wayz]

Nah but I used to fukk girls in the movies back in high school. From like 14-15 years old

We’d go to this theater that had a mezzanine in the back with only two seats that overlooked the theater and all the rest of the seats. I used to buy us tickets to one flick and go to like 3 others ones after since no one checked tickets once you got past admission.

I was fukkin these girls in back to back theaters. shyt felt like a marathon. I’d just have them give me head and ride me in the seat. I used to look real innocent as a kid like that little kid in Soul Food so no one suspected a thing.

I remember once I busted all over this navy Polo I had on and had to walk thru the mall with nut stains on the bottom of my shirt like a bozo. But those were the days

Lol yo so my situation happened the exact same.

Like i mentioned i met the girl at my cousin senior high school party. They were having an all nighter. I was staying with my cousins in PG County Maryland.

The event was heavily chaperoned and my aunt was a chaperone too. Man everytime I'd try to sneek off with girl my aunt was there lol.

So anyways we had been texting and she was gonna pick me up to go to a movie. Nobody at the crib but me and my cousins. My mom and aunts at the mall.

Of course girl is late and when she arrives I'm getting in the car we pulling out my aunts and mom pulling in.

I'm like aw fukk. I know imma hear it when i get back.

I bussed all over my shirt. I'm tryna think how can I cover this shyt up. So I tuck the left side of my shirt in my shorts and keep the right side out lol.

6 hrs later I get back to my aunt house. I open the door and right away they call my name tell me to come in the kitchen.

I swear they been waiting for 6hrs to grille me

All of them in the kitchen like

I walk in "Hey auntie."

"That's that girl from last night huh. Y'all were hitting it off. She's cute. You have her in my house?"

"Naw. She just picked me up to go to the movies that's all."

"That's all" cuz if you gonna have a girl you need to introduce us to her before she can come inside."

"I know. I didn't mean to disrespect. She just picked me up. I'm sorry."

"It's ok baby. We love ya. Don't do it again. Give me a hug we cool."

I gave her hug ran upstairs and changed my shirt asap lol

 

[Money Be Green]

 

[The God Poster]

Ummmmm

Ok I’m sorry…. I have to ask

But what was YOU sucking breh?

Man so used to sucking Bron the concept of sucking on females is crazy

 

[Bryan Danielson]

Man so used to sucking Bron the concept of sucking on females is crazy

This is all cap….. you fukked up your own joke with a lie?

You tried TOO HARD.

Now if you would’ve said Zion Williamson then you maybe would’ve had me dead to rights.

BUT ITS TOO LATE NOW

YOU HAD ONE SHOT AND fukkED IT UP

And I see you @Dem313wayz but

 

[The Half-Blood FKA Prince]

In Harlem we just put butter on our popcorn

 

[Striving For Greatness]

have salt and butter burn your urethra brehs