Has anyone here ever been to Dubai?

[No Homo]

they have sharia law but money talks there, alcohol is illegal there but some how they have bars and shyt, its just expensive, i remember payin like $120 for a bottle of rum from a bar

i watched too many episodes of locked up abroad. That shyt got me to go out there now

 

[50CentStan]

being the international man of love i am

I have been quite often

I was there before I made it back to the states when I went on leave in July

and back there Aug 1 before returning to this dump

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you can fukk a chick of damm near any nationality

there are so many dam Russian and other Eastern Block females there because the dudes there worship white women
(i hate them hoes tho)

The Asian women esp filipino, malaysian I knocked off this filipino broad thick like a black woman

The Ethiopian and Ugandan women

The middle eastern women

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stay at the Moscow hotel- Spa on the 9th floor --Dial 2521 from your room

Go to the Broadway club-- It is a hotel but dont stay there

The Malls stay open till 2am



They love Americans brah- hit up any club and then Sheeks will try to impress you and buy you drinks and p*ssy

What happens if I dial2521?

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

What happens if I dial2521?

that's the number for the SPA (p*ssy) 5mins later they come to your room

 

[The_King_of_Everything]

I plan to go there next July

I just want my dikk sucked infinitely until the muscle doesn't work.

 

[The_King_of_Everything]

that's the number for the SPA (p*ssy) 5mins later they come to your room

 

[50CentStan]

that's the number for the SPA (p*ssy) 5mins later they come to your room

I heard they got raided breh

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I heard they got raided breh

prostitution is legal in Dubai as long as it is incorporated with a spa

just like liquor is only legal in bars

there is no raiding shyt

the only way you can get busted is if some broad is trying to freelance on her own on the street

 

[Ricky Church]

I'm not going to no fukkin' Dubai...

 

[Non Sequitur]

i dont look anything like a Jewish

 

[International Playa]

update this thread, I wanna go in June, someone tell us about Dubai. Im looking for hotels close to the beach

 

[methodz]

Avoid this shyt hole of a fake city. It's like hiring a hooker which can't smile or move her lips from all the injections and botox she's had done and then when you try to get to the point and just fukk her, she starts screaming that this shyt is Haram. Suddenly sharia police comes in and arrest you for adultery, you do jail time and she does worst, she even gets mistaken for a guy because of all the work she's had done and ends up as your cell mate.

 

[Inferno]

Spent about 6 hours there on a layover in 2014. I could see it being a fun place to spend a weekend