Has McMahon lost the ability to think of names for sh*t, brother?

[Berniewood Hogan]

The authority figures are just called The Authority.

The social outcasts are just called The Social Outcasts.

Roman Reigns and company were just called Roman Reigns And Company.

An elimination-style match in a cage with chambers is just called The Elimination Chamber.

VINCE NEEDS TO RE-UP, SEE WHAT'S UP WITH HIS PEEPS, BROTHER!

 

[Spyro]

Yep, they've got nothing on a mach that features a steel cage, The Steel Cage Match.

Or two brothers who cause destruction, The Brothers of Destruction.

Or when WCW and WWE wrestlers formed an alliance, The Alliance.

Or what about the brilliant Edge and Christian, being called, wait for it... Edge and Christian.

 

[Riley Escobar]

Or a match where the last man standing wins...the Last Man Standing Match

Or a wrestling undertaker called...The Undertaker

Or a group representing a corporation called...The Corporation

Or two cousins with the surname Holly who tagged up called...this is an original one...The Holly Cousins

Revolutionary

 

[Grifter]

A tournament to crown the King of wrestling....The King of The Ring

 

[RammerJammer]

Unify the Tag Team Titles and call it the...Unified WWE Tag Team Championship

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

MAYBE VINCE NEVER BOTHERED NAMING shyt TO BEGIN WITH, BROTHER!


THE POINT I'M TRYING TO MAKE IS THAT LUCHA UNDERGROUND HAS A CASKET MATCH AND NAMES IT GRAVE CONSEQUENCES, DUDE! AND A "CASH IN" GIMMICK BELT NAMED GIFT OF THE GODS, MEAN GENE!

 

[Heelish]

Roman Reigns and company were just called Roman Reigns And Company.

You're fukking with me, no way this is real. Right?

Edit: Thought it was a new stable

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

All of his names WEREN'T basic like that though

for example,

Lets not forget the quadruple entendre that was Jacques and Pierre from quebec.......the QUEBECERS
Or when Jacques Rougeau teamed with his brother Raymond, as...the Rougeau Brothers

 

[DaylitoJames]

I missed the days where a Triple Threat Match was called a Three Way Dance

 

[Kill Dat Noize]

hell in a cell is pretty GOAT though

 

[Tanahashi Coates]

Team Hell No
Team BAD
Team PCB
Team Bella

 

[Kill Dat Noize]

Big Show & Chris Jericho = JERISHOW

Big Show & Miz = MIZSHOW


Oh and let's not create an original theme, let's just combine their solo themes into one

 

[Lord Scion]

The belt the combines the WWE Championship with the World Heavyweight Championship. The WWE World Heavyweight Championship.

The fact they have to say the entire thing rather than just "WWE title or World title" is baffling.

 

[Bars4TheCause]

MAYBE VINCE NEVER BOTHERED NAMING shyt TO BEGIN WITH, BROTHER!


THE POINT I'M TRYING TO MAKE IS THAT LUCHA UNDERGROUND HAS A CASKET MATCH AND NAMES IT GRAVE CONSEQUENCES, DUDE! AND A "CASH IN" GIMMICK BELT NAMED GIFT OF THE GODS, MEAN GENE!

I'm supposed to believe Hoegan watches Lucha Underground?

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

We'll never have a Duke 'the dumpster' Droese again