Has McMahon lost the ability to think of names for sh*t, brother?

[MushroomX]

In some ways Vince never had the ability, he just looked for guys to take Hogan's boots.

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

Oh and let's not create an original theme, let's just combine their solo themes into one

WORKED FOR RYBAXEL, THOUGH, BROTHER!

I'm supposed to believe Hoegan watches Lucha Underground?

I LIKE TO SEE WHAT FLIPPY shyt THE CHIPOTLE MIDGETS ARE UP TO THESE DAYS, BROTHER!

 

[Grifter]

Naming shyt like 2 Chainz

 

[RammerJammer]

The belt the combines the WWE Championship with the World Heavyweight Championship. The WWE World Heavyweight Championship.

The fact they have to say the entire thing rather than just "WWE title or World title" is baffling.

I remember they had a vote and I believe the WWE Undisputed Championship won but they decided to call it the WWEWHC anyway

 

[Paper Boi]

he's catering to the lowest common denominator aka the only ones left in his audience besides diehards.

 

[Ill Lou Malnati]

He named professional wrestling "sports entertainment" though.

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

Naming shyt like 2 Chainz

SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER BIG BOOTY

When he tries to get creative he comes up with names like "The Lunatic Fringe"

Probably best we keep it basic

 

[Sbp]

I missed the days where a Triple Threat Match was called a Three Way Dance

That was only in ECW

 

[Freestyle Phantom3.0]

Antonio Cesaro - Cesaro
Adrian Neville - Neville
Alexander Rusev - Rusev

"The fans most certainly don't want to hear about first names, Hunter"

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

Antonio Cesaro - Cesaro
Adrian Neville - Neville
Alexander Rusev - Rusev

"The fans most certainly don't want to hear about first names, Hearst-Helmsley"

 

[Freestyle Phantom3.0]

I hit myself with the as soon as I hit post reply

 

[Lo-Co]

I missed the days where a Triple Threat Match was called a Three Way Dance

i still call it this. i enjoy that name.

 

[Lo-Co]

I'm supposed to believe Hoegan watches Lucha Underground?

maybe mr america is making a return

 

[Bryan Danielson]

The authority figures are just called The Authority.

The social outcasts are just called The Social Outcasts.

Roman Reigns and company were just called Roman Reigns And Company.

An elimination-style match in a cage with chambers is just called The Elimination Chamber.

VINCE NEEDS TO RE-UP, SEE WHAT'S UP WITH HIS PEEPS, BROTHER!

Vince - Hey, I got a great idea for a PPV next month.... in the Main Event there will be.... tables, ladders, and chairs
Dunn - Thats sound great Vince, I go talk to marketing right now! Wait what should we call it?

Vince - Picture this we're gonna call this PPV.... "Tables, Ladders, and Chairs!" What do you think

Dunn -

 

[jackswstd]

The names they come up with for talent are more miss than hit. Remember, Austin was almost Chilly McFreeze