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like u aint the biggest jay stan with backslash on the entire coli, on here tryna throw shade 
we remember king of kings on the old sohh
Has there EVER been a Stanbase More Insane than Kobe Stans?
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like u aint the biggest jay stan with backslash on the entire coli, on here tryna throw shade we remember king of kings on the old sohh
One of those rare stanbases that gets progressively more insane with seemingly each passing month... especially now with them feeling hemmed in from each side. The reality of Jordan's superiority constantly haunting them from the past, forcing Kobe stans to denigrate the 90s as a weak era; the comprehensive basketball greatness of LeBron rebutting their idol worship in both the present and future, prompting the contradictory urge to denigrate this era, and prop up the 90s as a time when Bron would've been beaten into submission by superior defenses, stronger teams, and great bigs; at the same time the significance of bigs being downplayed to detract from Shaq being the centerpiece for 3 rings, and also the brave new world in which Dwight Howard and Pau Gasol have always been Tyson Chandler type complimentary palyers who can't figure out how to help Kobe, the lone warrior with an unbreakable will but never, ever enough help. The begging for Chris Paul, the 73-9 claims when they added Nash and Dwight while simultaneously claiming LeBron plays on the the most stacked team of our lifetime, because Mike Miller, Shane Battier, and Mario Chalmers can hit wide open 3s at a 40% clip.
Has any stanbase ever gone this far over the brink of insanity so that they can't just appreciate their idol, but also must concoct elaborate rationalizations to degrade every single player who is viewed as better than their favorite? It actually seems without Kobe in the playoffs there has been more stan propaganda than ever - Kobe stans popping up in and derailing game threads, Heat threads, Bron threads, Jordan threads with such intensity and insanity that you'd think a Nas album just dropped and we were back on SOHH.
You have finally surpassed Nas stans as the most ferociously jihadding ass stans in the universe. Stan on, stanners.
U might be the biggest Kobe Stan on here
No one has wrote that much about him in one post
U got something u wanna tell us?
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Kobe stans revolutionized the game...they're on a level all by themselves. Their stannery knows no bounds. 
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U might be the biggest Kobe Stan on here
No one has wrote that much about him in one post
U got something u wanna tell us?
Check out the posts rapbeats has made. He makes Art Barr seem concise.
U might be the biggest Kobe Stan on here
No one has wrote that much about him in one post
U got something u wanna tell us?
oh shyt breh. you got me. damn dat ether burning. how you flipped my whole shyt so brilliantly. oh man, I done been exposed.
:jackeenikkaplease:
for the cliche, lame stan post though.
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Laughing at you n*ggaz like “ha ha ha”
Why does Carmelo have stans?
IDK. It's weird. They've been real emotional since they got eliminated last Sat night. But if ask 2 of his biggest groupies @Youngdev, @23statcity, why they stan for one of the biggest losers in NBA playoff history
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IDK. It's weird. They've been real emotional since they got eliminated last Sat night. But if ask 2 of his biggest groupies @Youngdev, @23statcity, why they stan for one of the biggest losers in NBA playoff history
And just to think.....people were arguing whether Carmelo or LeBron would go #1 .
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Does he really have stans though? I'm observing more spiteful ass detractors for Melo than stans. Has anyone had a worse ratio of negative threads to stan threads among the NBA elite? I don't even like dude and sometimes I feel sorry for him.
Speaking of which, stanbases the past season played out like this:
Kobe stans: progressively more insane, paranoid, in spin mode
Atlanta Hawks stans: the most surprising emergence of any group, mostly stepping out of the shadows to assert how handsome their players are, dream about free agent signings, and insult the Knicks at every turn
Knicks stans: the saddest of all stans, stubbornly sticking by their team through thick and thin, being insulted by every stanbase on a daily basis, mostly keeping to their own thread and still catching hell regardless.
Rockets stans: the creationists of basketball stans.
Bron stans: frontrunning a$$holes who consistently succeed in agitating other stanbases simply by posting pictures, gifs, and the
smiley.
Pacers stans: a one man army of Richard Bey meets Glenn Beck levels of asinine trolling.
Andre Drummond stans: @Malta desperately clinging to the hope of a great American born big man.
Speaking of which, stanbases the past season played out like this:
Kobe stans: progressively more insane, paranoid, in spin mode
Atlanta Hawks stans: the most surprising emergence of any group, mostly stepping out of the shadows to assert how handsome their players are, dream about free agent signings, and insult the Knicks at every turn
Knicks stans: the saddest of all stans, stubbornly sticking by their team through thick and thin, being insulted by every stanbase on a daily basis, mostly keeping to their own thread and still catching hell regardless.
Rockets stans: the creationists of basketball stans.
Bron stans: frontrunning a$$holes who consistently succeed in agitating other stanbases simply by posting pictures, gifs, and the
smiley.Pacers stans: a one man army of Richard Bey meets Glenn Beck levels of asinine trolling.
Andre Drummond stans: @Malta desperately clinging to the hope of a great American born big man.
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All he needs is a jump hook and we're off to the races
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If the Spurs win the title this year myself and the rest of the Gawd Tim Duncan stans gonna takeover this bytch
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A lot of stanbases have come and gone, the Kobe stanbase remains intact through constant conflict with other stanbases. I thought our extremist views would be understood at this point.
:jackeenikkaplease:
There are like 5 of you and none of you say anything that crazy except the occasional claim that the Spurs are the ultimate underdog.
