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Has there EVER been a Stanbase More Insane than Kobe Stans?
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oh shyt breh. you got me. damn dat ether burning. how you flipped my whole shyt so brilliantly. oh man, I done been exposed.
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for the cliche, lame stan post though.
no dap tho?
The only reason nas stans call me a big Jay stan is cause I shyt on them religiously in every Jay thread I enter. Their only response in the end islike u aint the biggest jay stan with backslash on the entire coli, on here tryna throw shade
we remember king of kings on the old sohh
Jay Stan!! I'm a jay stan alright, but you can't find a post of me stanning him unless it's in combination of shytting butthurt Nas stans in a jay-z thread. Which might indicate that I dislike cac ass squares and dumb smart community college nikkas more than I like Jay.
IDK. It's weird. They've been real emotional since they got eliminated last Sat night. But if ask 2 of his biggest groupies @Youngdev, @23statcity, why they stan for one of the biggest losers in NBA playoff history
If it aint bad enough that you on Melo's dikk you managed to hop on my dikk too.
I'm probably the most reasonable fan of a player up here, you aint never seen me calling Melo top 5 or MVP or better than bron or kd in the last cpl years or none of that silly shyt.
I said numerous times I know what type of player Melo is
The funny thing is you post about Melo more than any single poster on the Coli..........tru story
How do you post more about a player that you hate then the fans of the player
I'm a fan, you just got deep rooted issues, you got some sort of weird obsession with the nikka.
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Im dead serious about everything.
Kobe to me is the best basketball player ever and top 5 man to man defender alltime.
Kobe to me is the best basketball player ever and top 5 man to man defender alltime.
I'll openly admit to being a Kobe stan, fukk it. When I was younger I probably would've punched a nikka for disrespecting the gawd.
But now, generally, I'm more reasonable. I'll admit Bron is better right now. The only problem I have is when people go crazy with the shots at him. Especially considering how old dude is, how long he's been playing, and he numbers he puts up.
I also hate the notion that I don't like Bron because I'm a Kobe stan. I'm actually a pretty decent LeBron fan.
Hate the Heat though, haha.
But now, generally, I'm more reasonable. I'll admit Bron is better right now. The only problem I have is when people go crazy with the shots at him. Especially considering how old dude is, how long he's been playing, and he numbers he puts up.
I also hate the notion that I don't like Bron because I'm a Kobe stan. I'm actually a pretty decent LeBron fan.
Hate the Heat though, haha.
Captain Crunch
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Does he really have stans though? I'm observing more spiteful ass detractors for Melo than stans. Has anyone had a worse ratio of negative threads to stan threads among the NBA elite? I don't even like dude and sometimes I feel sorry for him.
Speaking of which, stanbases the past season played out like this:
Kobe stans: progressively more insane, paranoid, in spin mode
Atlanta Hawks stans: the most surprising emergence of any group, mostly stepping out of the shadows to assert how handsome their players are, dream about free agent signings, and insult the Knicks at every turn
Knicks stans: the saddest of all stans, stubbornly sticking by their team through thick and thin, being insulted by every stanbase on a daily basis, mostly keeping to their own thread and still catching hell regardless.
Rockets stans: the creationists of basketball stans.
Bron stans: frontrunning a$$holes who consistently succeed in agitating other stanbases simply by posting pictures, gifs, and thesmiley.
Pacers stans: a one man army of Richard Bey meets Glenn Beck levels of asinine trolling.
Andre Drummond stans: @Malta desperately clinging to the hope of a great American born big man.
I was w/ you up until that.
Oh, and
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duckbutta
eienaar van mans
If the spurs win i am making 5 threads a day minimum...
On the low Spurs stans have the potential to become the most snobbish of stans, seeing as how every other stan base has gone through a stretch where they got sonned by The Big Gawdamental
god shamgod
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Pac stans take the cake.They're brainwashed to worship that tutu wearing fakkit and his basic ass suicidal bars
If the spurs win i am making 5 threads a day minimum...
On the low Spurs stans have the potential to become the most snobbish of stans, seeing as how every other stan base has gone through a stretch where they got sonned by The Big Gawdamental
Get serious, no one and I mean no one in the stan shyt will be as snobbish as your GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Laker stans. Our regal nature is respected and revered by all professional sports. Your organization did some nice things but in the grand scheme of things dwarfs the prestige and opulence of the GOAT franchise.
duckbutta
eienaar van mans
Get serious, no one and I mean no one in the stan shyt will be as snobbish as your GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Laker stans. Our regal nature is respected and revered by all professional sports. Your organization did some nice things but in the grand scheme of things dwarfs the prestige and opulence of the GOAT franchise.
No actually it does not, because while the lakers are flopping around on there way to being a lottery team and having all sorts of problems ( well kobe play next year? will dwight come back? will you trade pau? will you fire d antoni and pay 3 coaches next year to compete for an 8 seed? Will nash be able to stand up for 5 minutes at a time ) Swag Antonio is competing for another title, right now, and will bring back the same team to compete for another title again next year...
I mean, in the last 14 years, the lakers were great ( Shaq and Kobe ) bad ( just kobe ) great again ( kobe pau and bynum ) and now on there way to being bad again ( no idea who is even playing on this team next year ) and through all of that Swag Antonio never fell off once...they had some bumps along the way, lost to a 8 seed memphis team ( though literally our entire team was hurt ) but other than that we were in the thick of it every year
I mean it is entirely possible that next year you have no kobe, no dwight, no pau...
I mean...the last relevant thing the Lakers did...really...was get swept by the Spurs...
and yet yall nikkas keep makin threads about him
Kobe has not played in 2 months yet he's still on your mind
that makes him the GOAT
Kobe has not played in 2 months yet he's still on your mind
that makes him the GOAT
Somehow my Kanye thread went plat in half the time of this one... I guess Kobe stans actually have fallen off.
holidayinn21
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pac stans have been insufferable for the past 17 years.
this isn't even close.
this isn't even close.