Has your woman ever SLAPPED you ?

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"You wanna try that again?":shaq:
Whatever happens next happens :yeshrug:
 

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At this point, I pull a @Mowgli and tell her I know bjj :uphil:, seems to keep the ladies in check cuz it's all of the discipline with none of the bruises :smugbiden:
Lol, this sounds like a joke...
But if a chicks knows you can box or bjj ir anything.... she will try you never.

That knowledge causes hesitation, because a chick will risk a slap.... but they won't risk being fukked up completely
 

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Had an ex that straight slapped me in the face while we were arguing. I snapped and threw something at her...hard. She wasn't really hurt, but it was all she needed to call the cops. Got locked up for the night.

Moral of the story: Don't ever be an aggressor towards a woman in any scenario. :ufdup:You will not win, even if she swings on you first.


What made you think this was okay?:facepalm:

Preach that shyt breh!

I was seeing a woman who called the cops on me for goin off on her while I had a mouth full of food, she told them I was threatening her and spit food in her face.

So when they showed up I'm thinking I'm good, I live there, she's trippin, I didn't hit her (no proof), all I did was yell ..no biggie right :manny:

so my dumb ass ADMITTED to the cops "yea I cussed her out" the cop asked "did you spit in her face?" ..my dumb ass says " yea I was eating while yelling so maybe a noodle or two flew out and went in her hair so what"....cop says "turn around, put your hands behind your back" :snoop:

On the way to jail he told me if I had just denied her accusations I'd have been straight but because I corroborated her story by ADMITTING I yelled (threatened) her while spitting food (physical assault) he had no choice :beli:

:damn::damn: Damn, I feel bad for nikkas that get caught up.
 

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I never really been tried because. , they all been scared id hit em, but I honestly wouldn't hit a woman.

But , my current girl, can legit fight. Not in a shes a girl way , but in a #3 in state tennis #2 in track... professional kick boxer as an adult sort of way.

We've figured out everything about our relationship minus this one thing. I told her, if it came down to it .... she would be powerless.
She actually believes she'd have a good chance if she caught me slippin, but says that she doesn't believe in domestic violence.

I say, fukk that... I chick needs to know you dont smack her because you don't do that, not because she can defend herself.
 

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Treat a woman like dirt and she sticks to you like mud

I would NEVER hurt my lady, EVER

If you're allowing a woman to put her hands on you then you've got problems. You don't let no female emasculate you like that..she slapped you and asserted her dominance over you smh.
 

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No, my girl respects me too much..and she's not ratchet.

I had a conversation with my girl early in the relationship. Told her I never ever plan on putting my hands on her but if shyt happens and she calls the cops, just have all ya shyt packed by the time I get out of jail. You don't call the cops on people you love...you call the cops on people on don't give a fukk about.

^^this. But unfortunately we stayed together for a few months after that (we had a kid together, was trying to do the right thing). :manny:

Every so often, she would lay hands on me trying to provoke and make threats about calling the cops again whenever she felt like I was getting out of line because she saw how fast I got hauled out of my own place and she loved playing that card.
 

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Soon as I took a step she reacted by hitting my in the gut and I hit her with the :upsetfavre::demonic:

Almost threw her down the stadium steps brehs. Only reason i didn't react was because all of my friends and her friends were in the seat section and I didn't wanna be seen like that.
:usure: it sound like she hit you in the gut and dropped yo ass :russ:
 

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If a woman hasn't slapped you before you aren't a real nikka in my eyes.
 

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First time I got slapped by a girl was when I got caught cheating.

She came over and I'm on the game chillin tell her I'll be done in a few minutes and go back to work
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Didn't even think I left my cell phone out.

A few minutes later WHAP, Headphones go flying, my ears ringining, but I was able to make out "who the fukk is Karina?!?!?". I'm #hoh but I took that L cuz I knew I was wrong.
 
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