Have a slap competition with a 300lb Samoan brehs

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When dude was measuring, shyt reminded me of a cartoon character inflating their hand. That was some Toon Force :mjlol:

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Samoans are strong as fukk. Letting one of them have a open lane to slap you is a quick way to brain damage


Even the women are brolic
 

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jesus man, look at all those fukking Monster energy logos :mjlol:

i dont know why people like that shyt. remember all those mesothelioma tv ads back in the day? i predict youre gonna be seeing them for monster, rock star, ghost, etc. i understand the original red bull formula and it does work well, but some of these companies are throwing 300,400mg+ anhydrous caffeine into these drinks with massive overdoses of vitamins* and additional caffeine sources like guarana (which contains 2x the caffeine of coffee yet is usually listed as a 'proprietary blend'). anhydrous caffeine is more potent

if yall drink energy drinks i encourage you to switch to a healthier alternative. so many men are gonna be dropping dead in their 40s and 50s because of these stupid ass drinks

*not necessarily dangerous, just stupid. you pee out vitamins you dont absorb. shyt is stupid to throw 12000% DV B12 in there. your body cant even use that lmao
 

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It was created for White Men who can't compete with Non-whites in sports

Little did they know Samoans like slapping too
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as soon as they entered the game I knew it was game over. They have thick skulls, thick neck, they're like human elephants. thank god they're friendly kind people and there's only 300,000 of them. who in their right mind would even let them haka dancing people slap them. fukk that. i remember watching a video of a mexican trying to fight one, and the sounds of those thuds. god damn.
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Samoans are strong as fukk. Letting one of them have a open lane to slap you is a quick way to brain damage


Even the women are brolic
Fight them samoan gulls if you want :wow:



Samoans just remind me of big ass, country strong southern dudes from like GA, Bama, or Mississippi or some shyt.



And truth be told, those the only ones I seen handle them in fair ones too :ehh:


Or legit boxers…
 

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found it



sounding like shotgun blasts, and your punches wont do shyt. :huhldup:

only way to fight them is to dodge and weave and wait for them to gas, just hope they dont connect.
 
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