Have two big ass moose fighting in your front yard brehs

[Elim Garak]

 

[F*ckthemkids]

Get off my lawn!!!

 

[jdubnyce]

The largest of these is the Alaskan moose, with males reaching up to 7 feet tall at the shoulder, and weighing 1600 pounds. Mature males grow enormous, distinctive, palm-shaped antlers that can be over 6 feet across and weigh up to 50 pounds.

fukk that

That's their front lawn now

 

[Blackrogue]

i just need another moose to appear out of nowhere and say

 

[Kurt off them percs]

Light work

*Grabs blue belt in bjj*

 

[All Women Are Queens]

classless thugs

 

[Brehcepticon]

They ain't shyt

 

[ScoopNScore]

Love how these Bullwinkes stopped once they started damaging property

Moose 1 was like "Yo you aight? fukk, yo be cool, he prolly won't notice how fukked up it is tomorrow"

And the other one eating trunk said "Been said you play too much, always gotta take things left" while he's tryna fix it back

 

[Samori Toure]

When you call Flo at Progressive she will never believe that Moose did that shyt to your truck.

 

[Starboy52]

I'm good. That's their front yard now.

(And they're somehow only the 2nd largest land animal in the country, brehs. )

 

[BlackAchilles]

Good God Almighty the carnage!

 

[Buddy]

The fukk did they think the flashlights were gonna do they could've at least hit the panic button to try and spook them off.

 

[J.E.T.S]

Light work

*Grabs blue belt in bbj*

In BBJ?!?!

 

[Buddy]

 

[BigBlackSea]

Mega-fauna never got the memo that the Ice Age ended years ago.

Someone get the strap, we having moose burgers tonight