have u ever anything dirty abt ur gf (nsfw)

[bucks3115]

Sorry if this is disgusting but this happen , its life


Has she ever shyt without flushing ?
Has she ever puke in front of u ?
shyt while u fukkin her hard ?
Found used tampon ?

What was ur reaction ?

I found her underwear with a lil bit of shyt in it
Dont even know what to do

 

[Guile]

 

[StayOffMe]

Leave her. Too damn old for that sh×t.

Pun intended.

 

[prince_peoples]

iv been in all of those situations

except for the shytting while fukking one

 

[William F. Russell]

1. Found a used tampon in my bathroom trash basket. It was the only thing in there so it's not like she tried being discrete about it.

2. Had my bathroom blown up because another chick had crazy diarrhea. And because she killed my toilet paper already in there, I had to bring her a new roll. That was the last time I ever left my bathroom without spare toilet paper rolls. And the very last time I've ever got mexican food with a girl I'm dating.

3. Another chick left her panties with skidmarks laying around my bedroom floor. :cmonbreh:

4. Same girl who left skidmark panties also threw up on my while we were cuddling in bed.

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

If u want a wife or long-term companion you're gonna to deal with shyt like that from time to time

Double entendre don't even ask me how

 

[Cat piss martini]

nothing makes me laugh like a
beautiful broad that still got that new
car smell coming over and having
to take a dump.
it's everything from striking a match,
the coughs to keep from letting you hear
turds hit the water and the infamous.....
(808 back fire) fart thats amplified by the bowl.

*she walks back from bathroom*

her: false alarm
me: I heard you drop that bass
her:
me:
her: you didnt hear anything
me: rodney o and joe cooley....everlasting bass.
her:

 

[An ashy lil fap hand]

:cmonbreh:

Lmaooooo

 

[madness]

Found a few splotches of blood on the toilet seat when she was menstruating

 

[Tug life]

I remember this chick i was fukking with had a crazy hangover and threw up all over the place. No lie since I gave her water and held her hair. She gave me the best bj ever a couple hours later vomit breath and all

 

[GoldCoastSaint]

Im not understanding shyt in the panties... like why??

 

[Black Cobain]

fukked a chick who neglected to tell me she was on her period when I was younger, let's just leave it at that

 

[SirReginald]

Sorry if this is disgusting but this happen , its life


Has she ever shyt without flushing ?
Has she ever puke in front of u ?
shyt while u fukkin her hard ?
Found used tampon ?

What was ur reaction ?

I found her underwear with a lil bit of shyt in it
Dont even know what to do

It's time to dump her breh.

 

[SirReginald]

If u want a wife or long-term companion you're gonna to deal with shyt like that from time to time

Double entendre don't even ask me how

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

I'm a woman but when my ex and i lived together I was taking a shower. As I was showering I keep smelling something weird like old piss. I was looking around and finally looked in this cup I keep in the shower for washing the dogs. It was filled will old ass piss. I was sooooooooo fukking mad. I called my ex and asked him wtf was wrong with him. nikka was like "I don't remember doing that. I am sorry."I looked at that nikka with disgust every time I saw him for a week." We broke up shortly after. Nasty fukker.