have u ever anything dirty abt ur gf (nsfw)

Ashley Banks

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Found a few splotches of blood on the toilet seat when she was menstruating:francis:

idk how females mess up like this, I am literally PARANOID about this happening to me. I've gotten up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom, gotten back in bed, then got up again to make sure I cleaned up behind myself. :dead:
 

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How is that possible? LOL
I have no idea ...before she moved in with me, she would leave dishes in her sink for days at a time...id go to her place and would see the dirty dishes in the sink :ehh:..no biggie....come back 3-4 days and the shyts still in there..dirty forks, bowls and glasses like :mindblown:

When she moved in with me she really didn't do it....but she did little things like leave dirty glasses on her bed side night table sometimes for a month and when I noticed it, I'd dip into her ass about it...that was a few years back tho..we had a big argument about it and I ain't had that problem with her since
 

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idk how females mess up like this, I am literally PARANOID about this happening to me. I've gotten up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom, gotten back in bed, then got up again to make sure I cleaned up behind myself. :dead:
she did that nasty shyt multiple times too. when i'd bring it up, she would nonchalantly brush it off like "baby, it's mother nature:queen:"

looking back, i should've left a couple logs in the bathroom and not flushed or sprayed air freshener, then when she walked in and started yelling at me i'd say "but baby...it's mother nature:troll:"
 

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One time when I lived with my bm, I was preparing to take a shower... I was home alone and had the shower running for a good while before I decide to step in

Now we had 2 bathrooms and the one in the room had a stand up shower... I used to use the other one all the time idk why

So as I step in the shower I see spots of period blood on the wall and on the shower floor...I'm immediately disgusted and cut that shyt off

I decide not to say anything about it and check the shower to see how lon g it took the nasty bytch to clean It up...it was like 3 days brehs...so she either washed her ass in a period blood infested shower or didnt wash her ass at all

We got into an arguement and I slayed her ass bout the dirty ass shower and she got quiet as fukk...bout 30 min later she was cleaning the shower

That along with doo doo streaks in the toilet...boo boo draws sitting on the top of the dirty clothes..amongst other things...made me start going into reevaluation mode

Oh my God :ohhh:
 

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:snoop:during college there was this white girl
.she was either semiferal or an alien pod person

no hygiene
probably wiped back to front
lived in a basement where she climbed through a window
after a shower,, would put the same drawers back on
she didn't change her bedsheets for months at a time
next day I'd have always have random bug bites on my body
her breath made my eyes water
and I'm pretty sure she also gave me an extra bad case of athletes foot:why:

the sad thing is she was beautiful ,, prettier than any other woman I've ever seen in person
but otherwise she was a vector for mold and disease

and sexually,, it was like she had no sense of hygiene
wanted me to use her body like a burger King playground with no basic sanitation
kept wanting vaginal sex right after anal
I was like what about.. uh.. infections
She was like :usure::mjlol:thats an old wives tale,,
"No, really, it's a bad idea"
then she said she did it with a dildo like that all the time
kept teasing me for being a prude
...knowing her,, she never washed that dildo either :scusthov:

:lupe: So one night I'm in her bed, spooned up ,,
she starts bad-mouthing her 2 housemates
And how nasty they were (!!!)
period blood, yeast infections, outbreak of lice
I'm thinking :merchant: hope my immune system holds out until morning
Soon as the student health clinic opens I'm getting in line for penicillin

even thinking about her now makes my skin itch :wow:
 

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when she was deepthroating she vomited :francis: sex was nasty good :lupe::banderas:
 

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:snoop:during college there was this white girl
.she was either semiferal or an alien pod person

no hygiene
probably wiped back to front
lived in a basement where she climbed through a window
after a shower,, would put the same drawers back on
she didn't change her bedsheets for months at a time
next day I'd have always have random bug bites on my body
her breath made my eyes water
and I'm pretty sure she also gave me an extra bad case of athletes foot:why:

the sad thing is she was beautiful ,, prettier than any other woman I've ever seen in person
but otherwise she was a vector for mold and disease

and sexually,, it was like she had no sense of hygiene
wanted me to use her body like a burger King playground with no basic sanitation
kept wanting vaginal sex right after anal
I was like what about.. uh.. infections
She was like :usure::mjlol:thats an old wives tale,,
"No, really, it's a bad idea"
then she said she did it with a dildo like that all the time
kept teasing me for being a prude
...knowing her,, she never washed that dildo either :scusthov:

:lupe: So one night I'm in her bed, spooned up ,,
she starts bad-mouthing her 2 housemates
And how nasty they were (!!!)
period blood, yeast infections, outbreak of lice
I'm thinking :merchant: hope my immune system holds out until morning
Soon as the student health clinic opens I'm getting in line for penicillin

even thinking about her now makes my skin itch :wow:


*throws up* nasty azz :scust::scust::scust::huhldup::scusthov:
 

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Sorry if this is disgusting but this happen , its life :francis:


Has she ever shyt without flushing ?
Has she ever puke in front of u ?
shyt while u fukkin her hard ?
Found used tampon ?

What was ur reaction ?

I found her underwear with a lil bit of shyt in it
Dont even know what to do :scust:






:mjlol:


That's what it's all about. Welcome to being in a loving relationship...including nature and small flaws.

Imagine your dad doing the same thing, and still bought her flowers for the next Valentines Day.
 
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