My ex could be disgusting. His shyt would smell so foul and he would always leave the door open and light an unscented candle. He would clip his toenails with his feet on the toilet seat, would clip his hair in the sink and leave it in the sink, and didn't believe in a mop. And would take weeks to wash his dishes. I found mold one time.
have u ever anything dirty abt ur gf (nsfw)
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Sorry if this is disgusting but this happen , its life
Has she ever shyt without flushing ?
Has she ever puke in front of u ?
shyt while u fukkin her hard ?
Found used tampon ?
What was ur reaction ?
I found her underwear with a lil bit of shyt in it
Dont even know what to do
Found her draws with shyt in them
Worst was when I was about to fukk I found her tampon. Or just the string hanging out. She forgot to tell me I guess or forgot it was in.
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Put ya woman up on some baby wipes if she aint already aware,she obviously need em
If i wore draws as deep in my crack as women do,who knows what mine would look like....god knows i aint gettin aaaaallll the way up in there and violating myself
....cut her a break breh,and help her out.
If i wore draws as deep in my crack as women do,who knows what mine would look like....god knows i aint gettin aaaaallll the way up in there and violating myself
....cut her a break breh,and help her out.$lim
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- walked in on a chick digging in her nose while on the computer in the bedroom
- i've heard alot of women fart while taking that first early morning piss. also at night while using the bathroom
- i've had plenty of women fart while sleep in bed next to me
- i've seen skidded draws like alot of you nikkas have said already
- i've heard alot of women fart while taking that first early morning piss. also at night while using the bathroom
- i've had plenty of women fart while sleep in bed next to me
- i've seen skidded draws like alot of you nikkas have said already
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speakin of baby wipes...i knew a chick who lived and died by those wipes. she would go days without showering, the closest she came to washing up was using the wipes 2 or 3 times a day to wipe her p*ssy area and her a$$holePut ya woman up on some baby wipes if she aint already aware,she obviously need em
If i wore draws as deep in my crack as women do,who knows what mine would look like....god knows i aint gettin aaaaallll the way up in there and violating myself
My girl threw up in front of me not to long ago. I just cleaned it up and made sure she went to sleep on her stomach.
MidniteDejavu
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1. Found a used tampon in my bathroom trash basket. It was the only thing in there so it's not like she tried being discrete about it.
2. Had my bathroom blown up because another chick had crazy diarrhea. And because she killed my toilet paper already in there, I had to bring her a new roll. That was the last time I ever left my bathroom without spare toilet paper rolls. And the very last time I've ever got mexican food with a girl I'm dating.
3. Another chick left her panties with skidmarks laying around my bedroom floor. :cmonbreh:
4. Same girl who left skidmark panties also threw up on my while we were cuddling in bed.
Damn bruh.
Field Marshall Bradley
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Bro I had a chick do that to me and I didn't have sex again for six months. I was wondering why shorty wouldn't let me schmang with the light on but whatever. So she's riding and it sound like stirring macaroni and cheese and I'm thinking dammmmnnnn she wet. I jerk my d1ck out that puzzy and bend her over and that's when it hit me.
I start going in and I'm smelling foulness, I literally pinched my nose and breathed through my mouth to get mine. So I go to the bathroom and there were blood clots on the condom. I had blood all over my hand, and blood on my nose.
I yelled, " Nasty bytch!" I immediately hop in the shower and go back to the room pissed, the broad had already pulled my sheets and had put her clothes on acting like she didn't hear what I said. I wanted to curse her out but I refrained and asked her why she did me like that. She said, " I was horny."
So I see a bloody ring on the floor by my bed and it was her damn birth control puzzy ring. That was the last straw and I asked ole girl to leave.
Might as well unrepress the rest!
It was late in the afternoon so her room was dark, young nikka just started fukking so I was always on some "Condom or not nikka gonna smash
" dumb shytI was hitting it from the back, being a cornball copying Wesley Pipes all like, "Oh yeah girl, take this dikk
"Naturally she wasn't feeling it and she looked at me like this
I pulled out and felt something wet all on my crotch, I was all
then that coppery, rank, foul smell came 
"WHAT THE fukk IS THIS shyt, HOLY shyt YOU'RE ON YOUR PERIOD, fukk fukk fukk fukk fukk", I lost it, damn near went Ike Turner on her ass before I went to her bathroom and used up all her dad's/brother's soap (be related to nasty lout, brehs
) and half a bottle of peroxide on FmrToken Jr.Went back to her room to grab my shoes and dip before she was all like, "I t-thought I told you, are you okay?
"Gave her the mean mug and almost threw up when I saw she was using her shirt to wipe herself off
After that I avoided her like the plauge, no matter how many times she tried talking to me about and trying to get me back
I wish I was a virgin again, i've had nothing but degenerate sex with nerds
Crayola Coyote
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Not even my Gf but she sent me a snapchat of saying she is wearing dirty leggings to class.
speakin of baby wipes...i knew a chick who lived and died by those wipes. she would go days without showering, the closest she came to washing up was using the wipes 2 or 3 times a day to wipe her p*ssy area and her a$$hole
But nah,thats crazy as shyt,taking whore baths when you got a shower available
?baby wipes got her feelin so fresh,she got a lil cocky
The time my lady tried linguica on a sub...she ended waking up in the middle of the night..ran to the bathroom and shyt her brains out...I heard because the door was cracked somewhat and the exhaust at my old Apt was kinda low...I was
and at what I was hearing...I know it was nasty because she hopped in the shower immediately after lol
and at what I was hearing...I know it was nasty because she hopped in the shower immediately after lol
speakin of baby wipes...i knew a chick who lived and died by those wipes. she would go days without showering, the closest she came to washing up was using the wipes 2 or 3 times a day to wipe her p*ssy area and her a$$hole
